h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Pandora, I was just cruising round - the way you do - and happened upon this ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A690653

Thought you might find some interesting information relevant to your machine there.





Bassman

You know what?! I jusss love you! I certainly hope your GF knows what she's got there! Oh, and thank you.

Bassman

Here's a link to one of Gnomon's pics taken at the Summer meet in Hyde Park.

http://gofree.indigo.ie/~jonmca/DCP02416.JPG



Bassman

Hello. Anyone about? I really need a MUG! I have to download an upgrade an' I don't know where to go (watch it) nor what to do. I'm thinking it involves hopping on one foot swinging a chicken over my head durning a full moon, whilst nude...or sumthin'.
I have an imac OS 8.6
When I bought mac it only had/has 4.5...now my server won't let me send nor receive e's until I upgrade to at least 6.04.
But I'm thinkin' I'd best upgrade more than that as they are sure to make me upgrade again soon. ...*looks out the side of her long lashes to see if anyone looks like they feel sorry for this 'puterly challanged tart...*

Try going here:

http://www.info.apple.com/usen/imac/

See what it'll let you have for free

Good Luck



Bassman

Best let that G/F of yours know she'd best treat you right...tell her Pandora says, "Don't EVEN make me come over there!" You're so sweet, are you SURE you are in a band?!
I know you don't want wine...so, here ya' go

I think so, have you not seen the band's web site? (I know it's a little - OK a lot - out of date)

Does your question mean that sweet people can't be in bands then....



Bassman

I have your band's site in my scrapbook in mac.
Sweet people in bands?!? Yeah, right, that'll be the day.

Bassman

Drop the 'B' from in front your name, sos you know where you BITE ME is one in the same! ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey I might be tempted to it!!




Bassman

Uhh...usually guys don't like it when I suggest that.
Guess it's all in the tone or sumthin'.

Well, time to dry my hair...time to pay a fellow ta' feel me up.
Why you lookin' at me like that? Don't YOU every go to the doctor's?
~Later B-Man~

Sure I do, I just never pay.

This is where I would say nothing trivial I hope.... you know I don't mean it.

This is how the conversation went last time I was at the Dentist....

Me "Ouch"

Her "Sorry"

A few seconds later....

Me "Ouch"

Her "Sorry"

A few seconds later....

Me "Ouch"

Her "Sorry"

I'm SO looking forward to my next appointment NOT




Bassman

IS THERE ACTUALLY A 'MAC USER GROUP'?!?!?
HAAAAAAALLLLLLP!!!!!

Whassup now babe <?>



Bassman

Well, nothing. That's the point. The Mac User Group hasn't responded to my cries for haaaaaalp! I think they don't like me. An' I don't understand. I mean I haven't called them a bunch of ers for not coming to my aid or anything.
guess I'll jusss wait to see if anyone has mercy on this poor 'puterly challanged soul.

I think I would be tempted to look elsewhere on the net, just type mac - or whatever into your browser and see what it turns up.



Man (still no "Bass" and it's all your fault )

Hmmmm I did him wrong an' he's still bein' sweet. I like that in a man.
I have been told of a magical place called mactopia...I think I'll go there.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wait.
I now return you to yourself the only thing different will be your fright of the elf!~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I promise to leave you out of my evil spells 'til Halloween...*fingers getting cramped from crossing them so hard...*

Thanks Babe



Bassman