h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks around for somewhere to stick the pin then opts to pin it on the middle of her neckline on her dress, right betwen 'the girls'* perfect! Thanks!

...sorta' brings more attention to the girls... ...yep, you fit right in!

What can I say.. it's a wonderful talent..

...*shows Batty how to curtsy...* Mama really didn't waste ALL her money on that damned Charm School!

*watches Pan's curtsy* Interesting technique. Never would have thought of lifting my skirt over my head. Did the charm school teach you that?

Noooooo...just want to air things out a bit.

...*wonders if 'that's' why she was banded from graduation...can't recall...doesn't care...*

Hi again!

I'm back from sunbathing topless on the beach in Barcelona!! Never done that before! Do I get a lapel pin too?

where would you put it?

In my sun hat of course! (or my bikini bottoms)

Just checking..

...*passes out a pin for the other tart...*
**== Here ya' go Hon , jussss stick it!
Sorry I've been missing services...been sporting a hot pink cast on myleft hand I think it's my left hand......they give you good drugs when broken bones are involved.

...*makes a note of her disapointmnt in the ONLY 'topless' sunbathing...* Batty, I think we have our w*rk cut out for us with this little tart!

Guess I'll have to put in more effort since you're a one-winged wonder for now...

...*wonders what she means...doesn't care...*

*begins to wonder as well*

*doesn't care either*

Now you've got it!

'bout done in for now...gotta' limp/hobble out to wave my,
er wave at the Amish ya' know

::too drunk to care that nothing said here makes any sense::

Woohoo!! Yippee!!

::gulp gulp yay!::

Just realised that "one-winged wonder" refers to lack of use of one arm.........

Hope you are in full tart mode very soon Pandora....

Thank you C&i, it really hasn't effected the tartness

Thank you for the loo brush...*goes to the laundry room, opens the door and is buried under an avalanche of loo brushes from well wishers..*

In an effort to clear up the excess loobrushes.....














Hope that's cancelled them out!!

Oh dear......Sorry about the page widening...... still, a new page for the next reply ..........