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I would like to be the Muse of CoNfUsIoN.
I would like to be this because i think the name,Zalisander, Muse of CoNfUsIoN would be really cool.
I am confused, you see. I'm a teenager and i'm supposed to be confused.( I think, but im not sure....could someone clarify that a little for me?) I'm also very confusing, i certainly confuse my Mother, maybe confusion is catching!
One of the things that i have recently been confused about is clothes. I wear clothes everyday of my life, and I don't wear the same ones everyday either. So why is it that whenever it comes to getting dressed up to go out, I suddenly find that i have no clothes!
Am i the only person that suffers from this Malady of no clothes?
Another thing that confuses me is typing, as you have probably noticed, my spelling, punctuation and grammar is not too good, the thing is, when i type it all out it is perfect. Somewhere between the keyboard and the monitor, there is a monster that takes my script and warps it. This monster must enjoy taking my perfect writing and trashing it, just so I will be publically humiliated due to terrible mistakes that I didn't make!
One day I will find this monster and expose him, so he will no longer subvert text. If anyone has any ideas on how to do this, can you please tell me?
There are many things that confuse me, most of all is, Why am I so easily confused?
As you can see i muse on confusion for quite a while! This is why i want to be the muse of CoNfUsIoN.

Hi Zalisander! Welcome to h2g2!

I saw you asking about being the Muse of Confusion over at the Musehome. Since there's already a Muse of Confusion, why not try something like Muse of Smilies or something to that effect - you can aid the smilies with your Museship!

If you want to read the full list of Muses, it's at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A498936

Maybe you'll get an idea about something that's missing!

- StS

I suppose all my ramblings still stand if i am the4 muse of mayhem don't they?

I had an idea on how to confuse the sock monster!
1) Collect all your odd socks and put them in a bag.

2) Wait and see which spot is the monsters favourite haunt.

3) Clean up all the socks that have matching partners.

4) strew the odd socks around, to use as decoys!!!!

-Zalisander.

I'm confused ...

Nah nah nahnah nah! Told yer it was catching!

But it obviously takes months for the infection to set in!

How have you been? Long time no see!

i am now reeely reely growed up! I dont live at home anymore, and i have a job, and i go to art college, yay!

Oh, a grown-up! You can sit at the big table with the adults now!

How do you like art school? Do you feel you're learning anything? I sometimes think that half the time I'm just wasting time!

Why do you go to art school?
Yes always, everything they try to teach me i already know, it's like being at nursery again.
I learn lots of other stuff though, like how to go to the pub at dinnertime and not go back in the afternoon week after week and still come up with plausable reasonable excuses!
-Zalisander, muse of mayhem.(and a growd-up)

It look like you're learning all the important stuff, anyway!

I've gone back to school to earn a bachelor's degree. I got an associate's degree. I don't *really* have a huge yearning to go back, but my company will pay if I get an A, so I figured it's a pretty good idea to have that piece of parchment ... just in case ...

Pretty piece o parchment.
I want a masters degree in arty stuff, long way off.
My friends are just convinced that i would do it for the title....Mistress Zal,...it does have a certain ring to it!

Oh, I like it! I think it'll all be worth it, just for the title!

Are you being sarcastic? *eyes Shea suspiciously*

::: dusts herself off :::

Not at the moment, no ...

then you are not doing your job, laughter. How are you?

Lo? you alive?