h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...How are things going in the roundabout capital of Britain? Found yourself a good man yet? Or any man for that matter?

B

I'm alive, had an operation for me varicose veins on Saturday so I've been laid up home in bed... there are over 2000 dots on my ceiling, I only know there's more than that because (see, didn't use 'cuz' ) I lost count at 2043

Not seeing any guys, told Date Guy that I would rather see him as a friend rather than 'boyfriend' on Friday. He was okay, bless 'im. So for the meantime I'll have to ogle my fit housemate, though I have scheduled quite a few visits from my men friends next week

How's school? Had to spank any young girls yet?

What an evil question.

I ought to give you a good telling-off for effrontery like that.

B

ooh, so un-PC I know.. I'll give meself a good spanking!

Back at work - which means back on H2!

Anything crazy gone down while I've been absent?

" I'll give meself a good spanking!"

No, no. Please. Let me do it.

Not a lot happening round here. askh2g2 seems to be drifting back towards sensible conversations, which I am told is a good thing.

My project's nearly finished! If you want to snap up any of the unwritten entries then please feel free.

B

Can't help with the project, sorry . Only have net access at work - meant to be working! Or at mum's, where I'm trying to avoid because it's difficult to be there and not smoke!

Sensible conversations? Ah, like the great Jelly Bean debate - you're right, that is far better