h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi!

i'd like to be a BiddlybiddlyBong welcoming coterie member, where do I sign up?

Hi!

Sign up right here! (Actually I wanted to put a nice big ever so witty response, but haven't had time to think of one so briefly)

Rules:
You can only welcome people who specifically ask to be welcomed by the BiddlybiddlyBong unofficial welcome coterie.
You have to give newcomers at least one initiation ritual - such as going to a random italic, telling them they smell, and running away. (teehee)
You really should, to give the coterie any semblance of not being here just for the helluvit (cuz we wanna help, really, honest), give at least one link to a helpful page.
And if they're a chatterer... deal with them as you see fit.

And then I posted before I meant to.... *starts whapping self over the head with wrist rest*



Welcome, number 2 Bong

thankyou number 1 bong! (sounds like a cross between a bad martial arts film and stoners convention!).

I shall review my duties and appraise you of any welcoming opportunities!

bong 2 out/