h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'tho most people (well Roy & 2Legs) will work it out

well it's not happening yet so I'll just have to dream.there's some very strange noises going on outside..i think it's loonytunes next door so i'm ignoring it

what sort of noises - and are the s involved ??

fruity & nutty add some icecream...you have a sorbet!

No it's outside the front door..the cats are out back...it's sounds like someone shovelling coal

watch out your neighbours are prepairing the biggest bbq you seen and smelled!

maybe they are ....

No I think they have made a mess on the pavement and the man on the other side has told them clean it up...

..mine was funnier... place fireworks in their bin

I'll be sorry when he moves. He's a nice young guy..carried my shopping in for me today.Him and his GF are great cat lovers.I think they have had enough of loonytunes.

- can the loons be *that* bad

they special breed of neighbours!

welllll yes .they are and noisy. They have the place like fort knox at the back..though who would want to break in with their bad taste.....The sight of them both half naked in the hot weather was bad.I mean i've worked in war zones..and it made me feel ill

get them with an ASBO (or a firebomb* )



* I am not advocating violence in any form apart from as a comedic device...

wonders if your neighbours are insured if you needed a new pair of glasses

Baggins< cat> was traumatised and all I heard from nessie was "Oh my god"

Baggins traumatised....oh my....I thought he was immune to everything (apart from food )

they are just strange...the best thing you can do is ignore them...the young guy says he can't do that. the more he complains the worse they get. They stop after a while when they get no reaction from me except loud laughter.

No that's oedipus he's an old guy nothing bothers him much..baggins is a scaredy cat

How's your dad today JK?