h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, fellow Q. I noticed that you like Star Trek (I'm a 3-quarters Trekker) and Science-Fiction and Fantasie. Do you like Dune or Gormenghast? Also, I noted that ye likethed ye Beatles (Cimictus, in Latin). They are my favourite group (where do I live based on how I spelt a word in this text?) (If I were you, I would reply to this, however, if, knowing who I am, I was you, I would think I was a blithering old fool who dosen't know how to spell and would thus hit some one over the head with a sock filled with cheese). Hi ho.

Addendum: I LOVE LOTR.

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Don't think I quite understood that. Or, was it that you were standing in shock at my verbosity?

I'm not sure yet....

Alright. May I suggest you recover from this experience? It has clearly traumitised you. I apologize 58 fold.

58? blasphemy! it has traumatixed me 42 fold Get it right!

Oh dear! 42 appologies!

Blump!

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Oh dear. Two weeks ago (I believe now more), I thought I had invented a word; Blump. However, in reading James Joyce's Finnegans Wake, and to my great dismay, what did I find? Aye, lo and behold! Blump!. The book was fully published in 1939. He beat me to the word by about 72 years. Oh, woe is me!

Oh, fiddlesticks

Aye.

maybe you can come up with another perfectly good word?

I did. In my dream a one or two years ago. It's called: Aeschuumme. The people in my dream, while pointing to their wrists and then to their elbow said: From your elbow to your wrist is an Aeschuumme in Gin. I invented the speelling. And yes, they pointed to the opposite of where they said.