h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Flirt?

Oh, my....

At my age, the only thing I flirt with is danger.

danger of what? That a bookshelf tumbles on you?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_851747.html

, I meant it as a joke, never thought anything like this would happen

I meant as joke too...the poor man was nude too

I have an aunt who used to work in a library. She was reaching for a heavy book on a high shelf, and it fell on her head, giving her a concussion. True story. She came through it all right, but the book had to be shot.

It seems that pretty nearly everything I eat is potentially dangerous: the cholesterol in eggs, the chemicals in grapefruit (I take Lipitor, which reacts badly with grapefruit), the pollutants in my drinking water. Potatoes are bad, too, because they digest so fast and flood your bloodstream with glucose . See what I mean?
Even blueberries, with their cancer-fighting anti-oxidants, may contain traces of pesticide. If they were organic, they may have gotten wind-blown pesticides from the farm next door, or even on the other side of the state.

So, the only way to be safe is not to eat very much of any one thing.

I see, but there's no point in starving, is there?
guys, I'm off for today, see you all later

Even blueberries[]
Dont forget the "crap" found in the bird's "sh*t"
shot birds
no! for all you animal lovers the word is "s*it"
that finds its way onto the skin of that nice succulent juicey
Blueberry,dont forget a lot of that "crap" will seep through the
skin ,cant wash it out.

no blueberries will come close to me

The answer is hydrochloric acid, my friends! Let me explain how it works: your stomach secretes powerful digestive juices (including HCL acid), which kill all manner of bad microbes. So, don't worry about your blueberries. But at the same time, don't eat three quarts of them every day. Nor three gallons of carrot juice. Variety is what helps keep life healthy.

URGH - carrot juice Despised it as a child already

I've never tasted it. The only vegetable juice that I've tried is tomato juice.