h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if only I had the energy for such shopping as is required.
I figure.... life can too easily be too over-complicated. so. logically. err. sort of. it'd probably make sense, if I just stopped buying male shirts, and replaced my wardrobe entirely with female clothing.
hmm. maybe just keep a few male shirts then. but. oddly. hmm. certainly this new pink blouse, fits me betterer than the majority of male shirts I have.... the length is right for one thing; no final bottom button, sitting above naval ... err. navel height like most male shirts seem too Mind, Its still a wee bit, if anything tight across the.... chest
Must get some new shoes too. can't keep wearing these old leather zip boots for eternity... 0 even the radiology technition said they looked old and dirty; from his vantage point in the viewing booth thingg, control room, where they hide, when I'm being zapped anyhow; they have TV camras pointed at me, I think, whilst I have a nap inside the machine. So gonna have to get me a metal bench, for at home, to sleep on. its clearly the best way for me to sleep, locked into the face/chest mask to a hard cold metal bench...

Spent about £50 in Lush costmetics today bath bombs.... bath melts.... shower gel stuff.... a fancy exfoliating scrub thing.... some wizzo special dry block sunscreen thing... Wiliam's gone home for the weekend, and I've a few things I wanna catch up on here, too; may make the new handle for my new cane; its... all wrong, not thick enough; so gonna put a leather handle on it - and make a leahter sheaf for putting the cane in, when I'm not using it, say, for when I'm out and about, sitting down, waiting to be irradiated, or sitting at the bar, having a drink, so I can just put it away, and it won't randomly unfold....

well. cutting and working with leather will be an interesting test of my neuropathy.
also need to sort out my ribbons/hair band.... no way I'll fit the rest on I think; may sew then, and add some glass beads, and/or some silver thin jewlery chain I happen to have