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So long as you aim for the river Wavney, keep your mouth closed, and can* swim... perfectly safe if a bit cold, this time of year

oh boy... man.... tomorrows (Nov 2) butter 2, is brewing up to be a real cracker...

Has the Butter manufacturers association been alerted to you? You seem to have the ability to make butter more exciting than anyone since Marlon Brando

All my years, before this one, have been but a preperation towrds this very month, the culmination of all my years hard work, and conviction to the cause of butter, have, like butter melting in a pan over low heat, coalessed, into this time, this month, and this place.
Time, location and inspiration, an exquisit conflagation of perfect equalibruim, joining together, for this month, this month of November, and in this year, and this place.

I'm sure there's a village in Norfolk called Great Snoring, which probably has a Parish Council. I hope you'll mention that.

Yes, yes there is... (is there also a little snoring? I can't quite remember...),

well, wahtever-snoring, I've actually been there!

(I belive we stopped off in the car, on teh way back from.... somehwere, and went to a pub there, for refreshments.....) fabulus low ceilinged, old pub, with oak beams.... and I hit my chin* on teh top of the door frame when walking in! (I'm guessing it was at least a 17 C inn, origionally.... ) oh... or was that in Little Glenham..... damnit... now I'm not so sure

This just gets buttery and butterier! the gthings I've got coming up.... and this only for the butter 2! I just hope I'm not peaking.... or buttering too early

Other dairy products are available.

sure are!

So, butter-fans, brace yourselves! I might be splicing together a new, even butterier treat for your delictation, just as soon, as I@ve taken a bite of this butter and cheese sandwich

yeh... that's right; butter II is on its way!

Butter is good on waffles.

Oooooo! I've not had waffles in years!

Its also good on toast... or.... how I had it today... for dinner... (I should save that, as I should* now go write butter II )

At first I wondered at the wisdom of reading a 2Legs journal, me being on a diet and all that. Then I thought, what the heck, I'll eat vicariously through you!



Deb

Don't worry|! I am on a diet too.

So far I've lost five stone, since my heaviest weight, circa 2001.
Just at the moment, as the winter has struck, my weight is stabelised, and not moving, though before this, I was still averaging about 1 LB loss per month somehow
The past two years I've gone from 36" waist, to a 34", and now I'm in 32", and they've gotten a bit looser than when I first bought them... a month or two or so ago loosing weight has cost me a fortune in jeans! (and, yes, go back far enough, my waist was over 40")
My chest size never seems to alter though, still 48 to 50", but I've always had broad shoulders All of which doesn't help much, when it comes to buyhing err clothes for the female form (seeing as how I'm a 16 to 18 size waist down, and well above a size 20 for tops )

Now, if I could just shrink my 'tummy' a bit more; I can't be doing with going down below a 32 waist, but the tummy, above my waist wouldn't half be better, if it lost an inch or two or more in its circumference

Mind, I've got tiny ankles, and virtually no bottom

Butter may be good on waffles, but 2legs certainly waffles well on butter.

now I want waffles! hmmm.... don't think I've ever made em before.... Though I may have had the frozen variety from a company fronted by the bloke with a beard

I'm still thhinking about waffles... I really msut try find a recipie...