h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

got innit bed like about 2 but like was still awake at like 3 if you know what I mean innit got up just before 8 cold today innit?

We had snow last night!

Ditto! Just as I was doing the weekly chip run for the guys at work

yeh, like we had snow too if you know what I mean, but like earlier on and then like it rained and it kinda all went mushry if you know what I mean, still cold though innit I'm gona make me some fode now

hello i just fell on this space man hey i have the t shirt to prove it lol

Like, Buel, howsit goin there?

Hmmmn...Buell....


Sorry, went to the bike show last weekend

Buy a bike? I've like eaten now got a bit of a headache at the moment like if you know what I mean, I'd like go to bed or somethin which normally like gets it gone real uick, but like the bloke is ment to be getting ere 2day 2 fix de tile in the bathroom if you know what I mean weather is weird, felt chili like when I got up, then like really warm in some room where like sun came in if you know what I mean, now its kinda bout rite I think innit...

1. If I could afford one and 2. If I had a full unrestricted licence allowing me to ride one, I would 2Legs! It just felt 'right', like, y'know, innit

lol iam just getting used to this new world of funny names and stuff wow man

Welcome to a strange, new world!

yeah hunny it sure is strange i mean so where is ur goodself from iam in scotland

Hiding somewhere near Birmingham

iam in stenhousemuir pet so you are a wee brummie lol

Aye laddie, a wee Brummie man

If y'all hear me talkin' about it snowin', be afraid. It means we're probably either in a new ice age or nuclear (nucular to Dubya) winter. I live on the Gulf of Mexico. Last time it snowed at my house was 1972.

Ya know what I mean?

Yeh, know, right, like, I'm currently as I type this on teh phone listening to vivaldi four seasons whilst ho ho hoho holding in a queue so like you know what that means maan, like I can multitask think I'll go put that on my CV I just saw a badger run up the road and attack a noxious kid who'd just come out of school, if you know what I mean innit.
boring being on hold innit?

Could be worse... Could be Montovanni!

I like couldn't if you know what I mean stand it any longer and like I'd been on the phone like on hold and everything like for like about fifteen minutes or something like, so I like gave up and got released from the like horrid music which is weird if you know wht I mean cause like I used to like that song and like now its like no for badgers sake like play something differnet or like electricute me like if you know what I mean, I'll like ring them tomorrow I think which hopefully like won't mean that I like have to like go on hold for like ages again, pain going on hold innit?

You could always dance!!