Zorknot's Stream of Concioussnessness
There are people standing behind you right now, reading this message seeing if you will succumb.
I was always wierd. So I became an alien. I thought people would let me be then. But no, they kept on stepping on my proboscis. I tried to tell them that they were all going to die but they wouldn't listen. And when the new millenium rolled around I was too knurd to do anything about it. So I became a Physics major. I thought people would let me be then. But no, they kept shining laser beams in my eyes and pouring chalk dust down my throut. After I grew another arm from the radiation poisoning, I found it rather difficult to sleep. So I became a trash compacter. Course I didn't realize they had machines for that. I believe that was when I got my third eye. With it I could direct people's dreams, but I was too lazy. So I stabbed it with a pogo stick. Now everyone says I'm too agreeable. Just goes to show. I thought about being a psychologist. But I'm too sane. When blue barbie dolls invade spanish parliament and demand revenge for the mistreatment of P.O.W. Ken I probably won't believe it. Pink smurfs now, THAT's entirely probable. Finally I decided to congeal into an amorpheous blob of noncommittance. Made almost entirely out of complex organic substances I find I stain pretty easily. If I land on someone's shirt they tend to just consider it eaten. Blue silk is especially tasty this time of year.
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