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Bad poetry
Dr Pants, keeper of unusual underwear Started conversation May 9, 2001
How bad IS your poetry? Are we talking Vogon here?? Can I assess for myself just how bad your poetry is?
Bad poetry
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Jun 10, 2001
As i walk down the slippery slope
I ponder about the pope
And in the ugly note
I read of dulling throat
My pain is getting stronger
The contractrions getting longer
The ape is rolling downhill
He might've popped a pill
As I S**t on the face of the spaniard
I fill up my pewter tankard
Urine drenches furry muff
As we remember the tale of old MacDuff
Remember the face of the antelope
Should we say f**k off and just elope?
No..lets just sit
For I've had enough of it
That bad enough for you?????
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Dr Pants, keeper of unusual underwear Posted Jun 12, 2001
That really was very... erm... well, bad. Even worse that the Vogon stuff, I reckon.
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Jun 13, 2001
told you so 
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Dr Pants, keeper of unusual underwear Posted Sep 25, 2001
Just what have you found down the back of your sofa - and what's wrong with squirrels?
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Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Sep 26, 2001
Squirrels are evil....and if you want an answer to WHY (for some unknown and bizzare reason) then drop by the ASL page (there's a link on my User space..somewhere near the bottom).
As for the Sofa, due to my keeper ship of things lost down the back of sofas across the world I now own a significant percentage of the worlds money....albeit in the state of loose change....unfortunately....i still need to find a way to easily take back what is rightfully mine
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- 1: Dr Pants, keeper of unusual underwear (May 9, 2001)
- 2: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Jun 10, 2001)
- 3: Dr Pants, keeper of unusual underwear (Jun 12, 2001)
- 4: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Jun 13, 2001)
- 5: Dr Pants, keeper of unusual underwear (Sep 25, 2001)
- 6: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Sep 26, 2001)
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