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Hi there Jed
Demon Drawer Started conversation Mar 18, 2001
Hello and welcome to the guide at it's new home back atthe BBC (where it all began). I'm Demon Drawer (DD to my firends) and the ACE bit stands for Assistant Community Editor, the Guru bit means that I know a little bit about how things work around here. Hopefully I can help you as a new/returning user find your way around. So here are some bits of stuff you may find of assistance.
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Hi there Jed
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Mar 22, 2001
Hi,
My name's Sick Bob. You don't know me and I don't know you but I accidentally found your site while looking for anything to do with radiohead. Cool.
I agree much of your lists (Really big words, Manic street preachers, REM, Wales)
I have some trouble with the idea of worshipping Tom Jones (although I did like "the ballad of Tom Jones" by Spaced and Cery Matthews)
Here are two I my favourite words. Enjoy.
PHLANGE
ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM
Have a nice (non-americanised)day
Hi Sick Bob
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Mar 25, 2001
I just wrote an article on Radiohead, i guess it's about time the band got there own space on the guide. Maybe this can evolve into a little fan area. Also please help me get the article more filled out, All I've done so far is write reviews of the albums. Anything you can think of? Article is number A525917
Hi there Jed
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Mar 26, 2001
Hiya DD,
I've been wondering around the guide a bit, and it seems quite a cool place to be..I've done two articles (you told me to tell you when I got anything written down) that could probably do with a little bit of input..maybe.
Anyway, thanks for the greeting, and I hope you like what you see
Cheers in advance
Hi there Jed
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Apr 2, 2001
Hi,
I have a copy of almost all the Radiohead B-sides on bootleg. (all I need is Faithless, the wonder boy; Banana Co.; Stupid Car; Coke Babies and the new unreleased stuff for Amnesiac and associated singles) I also saw then live at Glasgow Green and they were great.
Also you inspired me to visit the Keepers page and now I have the title of "keeper of rubber gloves, fluffy handcuffs and the dark and nasty thoughts you never tell anyone about." No Really.
Good Luck.
Bob
Hi there Jed
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Apr 2, 2001
The keeper of dark and nasty secret thoughts...that's quite a disgusting thing to watch over...I mean...some of that stuff is disgusting... You must have a strong stomach (I'm just basing this on MY secret and hidden thoughts
Hi there Jed
Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c Posted Apr 10, 2001
You think YOUR secret thoughts are disgusting (well they are I've seen them) but they're small potatoes compared with mine.
You do not want to know what I had to do to earn this title, but doesn't the fact that I'm proud of it say it all.
They don't call me SICK Bob for nothing.
PS.
I can give a review of all the following Radiohead songs.
You
Creep
How do you
Stop Whispering
Thinking about you
Anyone can play guitar
Ripchord
Vegetable
Prove Yourself
I Can't
Lurgee
Blow out
Planet Telex
The Bends
High and dry
Fake plastic trees
Bones
(nice dream)
Just
My Iron Lung
Bullet proof...i wish I was
Black star
Sulk
Street Spirit (fade out)
Airbag
Paranoid Android
Subterrainian Homesick alien
Exit music (for a film)
Let Down
Karma Police
Fitter Happier?
Electioneering
Climbing up the walls
No surprises
Lucky
The Tourist
Everything in it's right place
Kid A
The National Anthem
How to disapear completely
Treefingers
Optimistic
In Limbo
Idioteque
Morning Bell
Motion Picture Soundtrack
Yes I am
Inside my head (live)
Pop is dead
Thinking about you (EP version)
Killer cars (live)
Creep (acoustic)
The Trickster
Lewis (mistreated)
Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong
Permenant Daylight
Lozenge of Love
You never wash up after yourself
Maquiladora
Planet telex (hexidecimal mix)
India Rubber
How can you be sure?
Street Spirit (acoustic)
Pearly*
Pearly* (remix)
Melatonin
Meeting in the Aisle
Bishops robes
A reminder
polyethylene parts 1 & 2
Lull
Climbing up the walls (zero 7 mix)
Climbing up the walls (fila brazilia mix)
Palo Alto
How I made my millions
Talk show host (nellee hooper remix)
That might fill up a bit of space on the page.
See ya
Bob
Hi there Jed
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Apr 10, 2001
Impressive to say the least, godamn you. I hate it when people clearly own more radiohead than me. If you fancy leaving the main albums to me (you can have pablo honey I guess as well...I barely listen to it any more) and I'll do the bends, Ok computer and Kid A, (and if you can't be arsed the My Iron Lung album) but reviews of all those other songs would be f*****g marvelous thanks mate. And copies would be nice too
Hi there Jed
Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League Posted Apr 11, 2001
Cheers for the offer bob, but it appears to have already put in for peer review...so I don't know if we'll have time for full song reviews.
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- 2: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (Mar 22, 2001)
- 3: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Mar 25, 2001)
- 4: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Mar 26, 2001)
- 5: Demon Drawer (Mar 27, 2001)
- 6: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (Apr 2, 2001)
- 7: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Apr 2, 2001)
- 8: Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c (Apr 10, 2001)
- 9: Jed the Humanoid -Keeper of things lost down the back of the sofa-also the Chief Mad Drunken Warrior of the Anti Squirrel League (Apr 10, 2001)
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