h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I insist that you cheer up.

Okay, hon.

Blimey, it worked!
Now, why have I come back online and just missed you?

Asre.

I'm working on an HTML parser that will change all the "first_letter*******last_letter" words back into thier original form

More news soon (well, not that soon 'cause I start work at 8:00 tonight and don't know when I'll finish)

The drinks cabinet is back!!! But, ALL the conversations are gone the conversations attatched to the Nodding Dog article. This is a real shame because other people had listed more translations of "nodding dog" and there was a lot of other information there that could have been incorperated into a revised article.

Everything that was added to any of my articles has gone. Why didn't they warn us? I could have saved masses of information thet I could have added to my articles. Now half of the useful information has gone. Where was the harm in other peoples comments on nodding dogs? Why was that seen as so subversive? The drinks cabinet I understand, it was debauched, drunken, and encouraged drug taking, but so does the house of Lords.

D**n those F*****g people who sold our B****y h2g2 to make a few F**gg**g 'bucks'

h2g2 - Life, The Universe and Everything (certificate PG, a sanitised and wholesome guide to everything that the BBC approves of. By so doing, missing 3/4 of human existance. We're censored, eddited and ******ed out of existance but it's still "Live, The Universe and Everything" isn't it?)

BTW can we say p*****i, or f****e?

I know, I hate it as well. You can get the conversations on your page back, I think you have to find the conversation on your user page though, and use it from there. This is me guessing, btw.

I did mention some of this stuff to Abi, and she said I could post anything as long as I could say it in front of a 10 year old child. My kid is 6, and I swear in front of him, indeed at him! and I also talk about sex, drink and drugs to him. Got to educate him sooner or later! So I guess that means I can say whatever I want.

And what was that thing you were saying in another post about and HTML thing??

*goes to find the drinks cabinet*

Forget that about the conversations. Most of mine are gone.
Asre. Again.

Conversations will return slowly as they get censored, I've just got one back. It's going to be a slow old process but as I understand it , conversations will be back.

I don't think some of ours will be. Just a hunch, mind.

Back but unreadable hehehe..all ******* you mean?

I think some entire threads will be replaced with ******s. If you're lucky there'll be to occasional word left

But it was fun while it lasted!

I can't belive they ***** all over my flange!

When? Where? How?

post 5 in this thread straight after they *****d all over my po*nani

I feel violated

Oh, I hadn't even noticed that.

I'm sorry hon, being violated is no fun. Except sometimes.

Some of my conversations are being put back.
Except the ones I wanted.
Namely Celibacy & Virginity.
I wanted to read DD's experience again.
I found that strangely erotic.
Still, I suppose it is taking longer to get through 2,000+ posts.
And why has my Black GOO thread not been returned I wonder?
Do they think it's something sinister/auto-erotic/unknown?

Lucky GB. I'm glad for you but upset 'cause I haven't even got all the threads back on the nodding dog article, and that was an edited one. They seem to have gone because they listed Foreign words for Noding Dog. This place is getting me down. Time for a beer

I was going to ask my mate about Ukrainian and Russian, but maybe I won't bother now.

You were going to ask your mate *what* about Ukrainian and Russian, hon?