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Brother Brock Started conversation Nov 8, 2001
Hello
May I introduce myself? I am Brother Brock. I see you are keeper of Badgers, obviously a subject of some interest to myself!
I have some concerns so please would you let me know how you keep my fellow badgers?
Brother Brock
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parrferris Posted Nov 8, 2001
I keep them very well. In fact I keep at least one in gainfull employment!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U183250
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 9, 2001
I beg to differ, sir. The missus has had to take in sewing just so we can make ends meet. It's little Elly, you see. She hasn't been well. We fear it's the mange.
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parrferris Posted Nov 10, 2001
Bah! If it wasn't for me you'd be coating the fast lane of the A38 by now, badger.
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 10, 2001
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. *cowers*
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parrferris Posted Nov 10, 2001
Quite right! Know your place. Which is behind the bar, I recall...
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 10, 2001
*whimpers, scurries out*
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Brother Brock Posted Nov 11, 2001
Fred - come back
That is no way to keep your badgers sir!
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Tovaritsch Vasily Vasilyevitch Brockevitch. Badgerist freedom fighter. Posted Nov 12, 2001
Oppressor Parrferris, I have been mandated by the central committee of the Badgerist Politbureau to demand that you free your badgers from their chains of labour. We will no longer accept this treatment to our noble brothers and sisters. We intend to take up the struggle on their behalf. POWER TO THE BADGERS!!!
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 12, 2001
*peeks head around corner*
Power to the badgers?
*a slow smile appears*
Power to the badgers!
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parrferris Posted Nov 12, 2001
Don't get ideas above your station, Fred. I don't know of many badgers who live in such luxury, purely due to my kindness and generosity.
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 13, 2001
Yes sir. The nicest shoebox it's ever been my pleasure to inhabit!
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Brother Brock Posted Nov 13, 2001
Shoe box! Fred every badger deserves a set of his own.
Comrade Tvaritsch! I am glad the committee sent you. We seem to have a serious case of oppression here.
POWER TO THE BADGERS !
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Tovaritsch Vasily Vasilyevitch Brockevitch. Badgerist freedom fighter. Posted Nov 13, 2001
Oppressor Parrferris, luxury is for the bourgoisie. We of the Badgerist Revolution shun such distractions in the glorious name of socialism. Make no mistake, our brothers and sisters will be liberated from their slavery. POWER TO THE BADGERS!!!
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Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) Posted Nov 13, 2001
Power to the badgers!
*ducks*
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parrferris Posted Nov 14, 2001
So you want to shun such distractions as luxury, eh Fred...?
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- 4: parrferris (Nov 9, 2001)
- 5: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 9, 2001)
- 6: parrferris (Nov 10, 2001)
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- 8: parrferris (Nov 10, 2001)
- 9: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 10, 2001)
- 10: Brother Brock (Nov 11, 2001)
- 11: Tovaritsch Vasily Vasilyevitch Brockevitch. Badgerist freedom fighter. (Nov 12, 2001)
- 12: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 12, 2001)
- 13: parrferris (Nov 12, 2001)
- 14: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 13, 2001)
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- 16: Tovaritsch Vasily Vasilyevitch Brockevitch. Badgerist freedom fighter. (Nov 13, 2001)
- 17: Fred the Badger (official Thingite bartender) (Nov 13, 2001)
- 18: parrferris (Nov 14, 2001)
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