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Yael Smith Posted May 15, 2003
Search for it in the little box up there... see it?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 15, 2003
::rummages around the little box::
I just found an old pair of cufflinks! 
I'm sure you're nothing like my mental picture of you, Jon. Nobody ever is. Oddly, TJ was the only person I've ever imagined correctly here. 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 16, 2003
I'm average in almost every way if that helps.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 16, 2003
Hmm ... sorry, I can't picture "average" hair color ... 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 17, 2003
Short dark brown. Is that the modal average?
5'11"
Scottish nose, slightly chinese eyes. Okay not very average but the overall effect is nothing to write home about.
12st7lbs. Not skinny but not fat.
Pretty average I'd say.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 20, 2003
My Dad's scottish and I have his long straight nose, but my mum's chinese so I have slightly slanty eyes.
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Yael Smith Posted May 20, 2003
Both my parents are Israelis, and I have my grandma's nose.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 22, 2003
Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer?
Yah, Beigerhund das der die Flipperwaldt gersput!
That's the joke that beat the Germans in WWII.
The german equivalent was:
My dog has no nose.
How does it smell?
Awful!
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 23, 2003
His mother went into the room to find her son, dead at his desk. In his hand was what looked like a suicide note......
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 24, 2003
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted May 27, 2003
Am not. People are just getting scared. It isn't my fault. I just happen to be scary.
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- 3583: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 16, 2003)
- 3584: Shea the Sarcastic (May 16, 2003)
- 3585: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 17, 2003)
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- 3587: Yael Smith (May 19, 2003)
- 3588: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 20, 2003)
- 3589: Yael Smith (May 20, 2003)
- 3590: Shea the Sarcastic (May 20, 2003)
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- 3593: Yael Smith (May 20, 2003)
- 3594: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 22, 2003)
- 3595: Shea the Sarcastic (May 22, 2003)
- 3596: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 23, 2003)
- 3597: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 24, 2003)
- 3598: Yael Smith (May 26, 2003)
- 3599: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (May 27, 2003)
- 3600: Yael Smith (May 27, 2003)
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