h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wish I could see your cat.
But I have black GOO.
Oh, well.
Where is this King Tut's place you mentioned?
I have a connection to the great Pharaoh himself....
I wrote a Guide entry on him
So, now you're officially the keeper of Skinny Boys with cheekbones who wear mascara, what are you gonna do with them all?
I bet you love Johnny Depp

Oh my God! I do love Johnny Depp...

King Tut's Wah Wah Hut is a pub/gig venue in Glasgow, where Oasis were 'discovered' by Alan McGee and signed to Creation Records. It has been repeatedly voted 'Best Venue in Glasgow' and I love it.

I don't know what to do with all my skinny boys now, but I'm sure I'll think of something . The cupboard under my stairs is fairly large ...

My second daughter adores Johnny Depp.
She watched "Edward Scissorhands" over & over...

Hey, I do too. And I always cry at the end. Sleepy Hollow is the best though...

I am yet to find another film with so many comic decapitations.
Isn't it great. Since this is obviously more a girl conversation I will leave now without a single mention of Christina Ricci.

I think Christina Ricci is one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen. Good taste

*nods in agreement*

Thankyou *nods*
thankyou *nods*

Although you'll probably still hit me if I mention the name Angelina Jolie.

Is that the one who wore that backless gold dress?
She is gorgeous!

My friend Sarah (aka Esther) has a very weak spot for Angelina Jolie. It's the Tomb Raider posters and the martial arts thing. She loves anyone who can kick people on the side of the head while they're still standing.

For some reason I seem to be particularly attracted to complete lunatics.

Did you know that Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton do not have wedding rings but instead carry one drop of each others blood in a little jar around their neck at all times. Some people I know were really freaked out by this. I just think it's kinda cool. She also has a collection of exotic and archaic knives.

It's all too much for this Bob
I may need to lie down.

When she got married to Johnny Lee Miller she had his name written in her blood on the back of her shirt. I think it's rather cool and sweet, instead of a nondescript ring.

I bet she wished she'd married someone with a shorter name.

. You just made me spill my Coke from laughing and my boss is staring at me now.

. You just made me spill my Coke from laughing and my boss is staring at me now.

This is not my kind of conversation
However, I will tell you that I was wrong, the girl I was thinking of in the gold dress was someone called Jodie or Julie, Richardson? I wish I could remember her name.
You must have seen the picture, they are still using it, she's an actress, with a perfect back.

The dress she was wearing waseye-popping.
She has perfect skin & a perfect tan

Not into bloodsports of any kind, but I won't unsubscribe, unless you keep talking about it.

I knew Posh Spices lip-ring was a fake one, before it made the front page of my paper AGAIN.

Joely Richardson perhaps? In a really short sparkly metallic type dress? She does have a perfect back dammit. She's going out with Jamie Theakston I think.

Posh Spice should be banned from ever appearing on tv, radio or in any publications whatsoever. . I really can't stand that woman.