Finding me
If you try to get yourself to a very small country in the centre of europe, rich with mountains, watches and cheese (also known as Schweiz) you'd probably end up right.
Right here is of course -not- schweiz but a far longer land, way up in the north. Just as much snow, just less joddeling people.
And when you get here, trying to find those precious alps you wanted to see, you'd probably go to the nearest touristplace and they'd probably look at you like you were crazy. (that is of course, they'd have looked at you as if you wre crazy, if they would have looked upon you at all. Wich of course they wouldn't because over here we avoid contact with strangers as much as possible).
After they hade not looked at you they'd give you a map and there you'd see our highest mountain and try to get there. Of course you'd get lost because all the signs are in an alien-like language with dots over each and every letter. You'd belive those dots to be symbols for high things, such as mountains, and you'd follow them.
After a while you'd end up in Örebro, Närke were everything is completely flat and you'd wonder what the heck happened to your alps. No worries; after a while of confused driving around the area you'd end up even more RightHere than the first RightHere you got to, when the RightHere you really wanted to see were the alps.
EvenMoreRightHere would of course be my little town, and since you're probably tierd after all the cunfusion you might as well give me a call and I'd come pick you up.
We could Abwong* and then go to sleep, and since trying to find the alps has made you deeply annoyed and angry with everything high for all eternety I'd simply take you out for a walk on the flat green country around, and in to the forest (which pretty much is what this RightHere is-forests) and perhaps, perhaps you'd like it even as much as you would have liked the alps if you'd gotten there at all from the very beginning.
*For all of you who still haven't read the meaning of Liff, Abwong means to bounce cheerfully on a bed
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