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Beelzebub Started conversation Jan 20, 2001
Hey, Welcome to my proverbial bar. Pull up a theoretical chair, order a pint of finest figurative fiery brew, and get philosophising with your fellow immortals... After all, everyone is immortal, metaphorically speaking. So, be you angel or demon, Mortal or Muse, enjoy.
Here, Have an 
. or how about some 
or a 
?
But remember your 
, or else you'll get a 
of a 
, so maybe it's better to stick to the 
.
We also provide 
, 
and 
. For special occasions, we are pleased to provide 
.
Alas, we are not yet licensed to provide absinthe, because drinking it has the effect of taking you away with the 
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teeheee Posted Jan 23, 2001
hee hee. Me goin' leave if no absinthe. What sort of a hell you call dis?
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Beelzebub Posted Jan 24, 2001
one minus an absinthe smiley. i suggest a glass filled with smoking green liquid. obv.
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teeheee Posted Mar 17, 2001
Ok. No absinthe. Smokin' green stuffs. OK...What abouts aftershock? Tequila? Methought hell was menna bee HOT man... Where's the warmness wivout the strongstuffs?
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