h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Tefkat.Hope that Washing Machie's giving you some time off.~Hope you're well and happy

I suspect she's gorn again!!

Wel she shouldn't raise false hope by saying she's back (you can get too attached to your washine machine y'know.
So how's reality treating you today Shhhhh2?
Hope that it's behaving itself

Washing machines can be touchy subjects for sure

Reality I try and avoid it like the plague


Stuff though


Yeah stuff is just fine ta!!

Yep know what you mean
Glad that stuffs's ok though
See you around

I used to have one that vibrated itself across the kitchen, pulling the outlet hose out of the sink and flooding the place, unless i rushed in and sat on it as soon as the spin cycle started.

never did understand why my ex-husband kept falling about with laughter and calling me kinky.

Why's this entitled "Stupid stupid stupid"?

Oh. That's why.
just read post 43. Went for an MRI scan a few weeks ago and was worried about Lurch having to sit and twiddle his thumbs in the waiting room. Offered him my book. He declined because he'd seen a bus timetable (for an area he's unlikely to visit again - and definitely not without the car) that was just crying out for him to read and memorise it.

Boy - talking of stupid...
Medical staff aren't allowed to lift you, or pull you up any more. X-ray tables and MRI scanners are too narrow for you to turn onto your side and then on to hands and knees (and too high off the floor for the "throwing yourself off the edge" option. One hospital allowed Lurch to come in and pull me up. The one in which I had the op brought a gurney alongside for me to roll onto. THIS scanner was in one of those trailers (like the ones mobile vets or travelling exhibitions use) so they didn't have room to bring a chair or anything alongside (and nowt to bring anyway.) They wouldn't let me lean on any of the plasticky things nearby (on the basis that they weren't stable enough so I might fall) and they wouldn't let Lurch come in to help because he wasn't a patient so the insurance wouldn't cover him entering the room.

Red tape gone mad huh? I think they probably could have scanned another two whole people in the time it took me to find a way back onto terra firma.

Welcmoe back Tef

Sounds like the normal health service to me - so full of autocracy they'll disappear up their own stethoscopes!!!

Hello Tef. Hope your troubles desist and that all's well

The track's solid ice and the Rayburn's sulking because there's no wind.
Look at me- I'm a



How's you?

That reads like a song lyric
Not bad, feelin a bit mortal
Thank goodness no snow or ice,you have my great sympathy(i think it's cold in London (well it is in this house which seems to be a thermal sink)moan moan moan
oh shut up me

Warmer now thanks !
Hop you Rayburns behaving itself today

I always though Rayburns were sun glasses

see that's control Shhhhh2
i only thought it,but knew the response it would draw from someone who wanted their rayburn to draw when it wouldn't

- fair enough


But I didn't know these things were artists.........



I always thought that was the person controlling them

Is that bellows or bellows ?