h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome glad to see you’re here *waves*

Hi I’m cal, I’m your friendly neighbourhood <./>ACE</.>. (An <./>ACE</.> is someone who welcomes newcomers to H2G2) H2G2 or Hootoo as we call it, is a living, breathing guide to Life, the Universe and Everything, and it's something YOU can take part in. You can write entries on all manner of subjects, and if it's something you think would look good in our Edited Guide (where all the best research goes), you can submit it to Peer Review. Take a look at the <./>writing-guidelines</.> for more information.

I have brought you some to eat while you’re browsing.


Here is a useful links page A719840 It will tell you about some of the useful places on H2G2


And here are some fun places where you can be just plain silly, in between the times when your writing, or thinking of writing, fantastic entries for the Edited Guide A2334007, A3650474

You can drop me a line just by hitting the reply button , feel free to drop by say hello

Hi Cal,

I was just talking to Batty(who introduced h2g2 to me) and she said you are in the COVE too. Cool! I'm having a little trouble getting around h2g2 but she has helped me and Mikey. I hope to meet more people from the COVE and people from the UK.

ooohhhh Batty *swoons*



sorry I get a bit carried away when anyone mentions Da Bat


let me know if you need anything

Hi Cal,

Yes Batty is a very nice person.

Could you tell me how to get a smiley to appear next to my name at the end of a post all the time?

Thanks ahead of time.

Barbara

Aw.. aren't you a sweetie, Cal.

B- you make a smiley by typing it between <> - for example the one above is made by typing < smooch > (without the spaces). Or just click on one of the smileys and it will take you to the pages that show all of them.

Me a sweetie what will people think

That you're a sweetie?

they might try and eat me

nah... though they may lick you alot.

that might be nice

Hi, I tried that with the dragon and it didnt work.

Which one? This one?



Or maybe some of my favorites:

Yes, that one.

The didn't work?


are you paying it enough?

have you clicked over to guide ml from plain text?

No, I didn't know you had to.

For your page yes you have to select GuideML. Then you do it a bit differently. Go to the <./>GuideML-Clinic</.> and it gives you details.

Hi Cal,

I followed yours and the guides instruction and it wasn't working then all of a sudden,Voila! it worked. It's so cool! Thank you for your help.

Glad all went well.

Cal will be taking a bit of a break for RL stuff. So anything you need please don't hesitate to ask and I'll step into his rather charming ACEly shoes.