Giggle if you must...
At my most humble and non-eventful birth, I became all too aware of the cold hard facts of life. The room was dreadfully cold, and the doctor's slap on my rear end was much too hard.
I was born on a warm and humid August morning in the year 1967. The day began as any normal first day would begin, with a nice slap on the rear and my first look upon the face of the person who had eaten all that spicy food...my mother. And then I was five (the abridged version).
As I grew up, I listened to what my elders taught me, and then proceeded to ignore everything. I (of course) knew the truth, no one knows anything and I was always right. This philosophy tended to bring me more grief and frustration than I expected, but it (of course) was not my fault. I mean if people had only done what it was I wanted them to do, there never would have been any problems. I therefore decided that I would resort to bribery and manipulation in an effort to get things done my way, and so began my illustrious career in politics.
Then at the ripe old age of eleven, my life took a drastic change. I discovered 'girls'. My political career was at an end and thus I became a poet. I wrote feverishly about my desires and my poems had such emotional titles as "Death and Gardening", "Where did my hamster Fu-Fu go?" and "Oh mother you rodent slayer!". So far, my poetry has gained me nothing in a social sense other than ridicule and mockery, but I believe that it has expanded my ability to relate to myself. I have always felt disenfranchised from the world around me, as if I just didn't belong and life itself was on the whole, meaningless, and so I searched, and searched and searched until I discovered that life has no meaning other than what we as individuals give it (and of course what the invention of ice cream, and the addition of flavors like sardine, mustard and parsnip have added to it). But I digress, Life (in my humble opinion) has been and will continue to be a series of wonderful mistakes that tend to blend together and make what we see today as "Life, the Universe and Everything".
"Make espressos not peace, and make cappuccinos not war"-a quote from..uh..well some caffeine junky I suspect.
Noj Trebor
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