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Xolin Started conversation Dec 18, 2000
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Xolin Posted Dec 18, 2000
Will you STOP HOUNDING ME. Can't you just leave me alone? What did I do to deserve this? Can I get any more hackneyed cliches in here? You just did. Damn, I hate this split-personality disorder stuff. Beats talking to someone who isn't close to you...Look, I won't ask you again...
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Xolin Posted Dec 18, 2000
Listen you two, I've had just about enough of this...Sod off, you fat git...right! Right! Who said that...? OOOh, but I'm going to hit you so hard...Listen, all I said was...no, no, I'm not listening to you now...oh, right, have it your way...looney. I heard that...
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 18, 2000
Oh, I see you are rapidly breeding. Happy multiplying! 
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Xolin Posted Dec 18, 2000
Who the HELL was that and how did he get in our mind?!?!?!? Quick, slip into another dimension...NOW!!!
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 18, 2000
You can't imagine just /how/ right you are...
I have to slip away into an absolutely un-earthly dimension now: work 
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Xolin Posted Dec 18, 2000
Sounds of compassion : HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH HAHAH? 
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 18, 2000
To make things worse, this was a MONDAY. Please don't ask how I managed to survive! And you lot seem to enjoy my misery, don't you?
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Dec 18, 2000
oh thanks, oh how encouraging that is. I might as well commit suicide...
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