POOP ON A STICK
So this is poop on a stickThis site has been set up to spread the news of a number of different varieties of poop. The only way we are able to provide you with this information is by extracting our own poop using a stick!!
FAUX POOH - When you take 4 loaves of bread, some food coloring, a bit of corn, and perhaps 1 oodle of noodle (for that striking "tapeworm effect"). Mix all ingredients carelessly and color by using a mixture of food coloring. Be sure to color the concoction last for greatest realism. Creates an edible, product that is indestinguishable from the real thing. Mold this concoction into a shape about the size of a small anaconda and place in a plastic bag tucked into the back of your shirtor coat. Visit a party or bar (anywhere where alcohol is consumed in large quanities) and place this "masterpiece" in the toilet at a discreet moment being careful that the sizable mass does not cause the toilet to overflow. Position yourself near the bathroom door and feign shock as the bathroom becomes one of the top regional tourist attractions and the focal point of the party. Then join in the fun as the guests attempt to deduce the time at which Paul Bunyan was in attendance. If the party is really "hard core", be sure to keep in mind that the concoction is totally edible. Many variations exist on this hilarious form of deception I am sure that considering your level of creativity, you have already thought of many. One good one is to mark the "article" with teeth marks before planting the evidence. Another is garnishing the creation with a pair of stained underwear (preferably with the name of an unusual or unpopular acquaintance in attendance with a laundry marker on the waistband). One would usually leave these discreetly yet obviously placed near the toilet in order that they may be displayed by hoisting them on the end of a long stick. Lastly, be sure and notify me of the location and time of this "event" so that I may be able to contribute to the festive atmosphere. *** THIS ONE IS GUARANTEED TO CAUSE AN UNFORGETTABLE DISRUPTON !!! *** "Being From Uranus"
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