h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was so surprised, it was incredibly freaky! I was minding my own business and there he was and it rather shocked me!

I will provide more details if people are interested in this HHGG sighting

*sits and waits patiently*

Did you wrestle him to the ground and .... er, how old are you these days?

Walked right on past you did he?

The insensitive bounder

I'll have a word or two to say, next time I see him!

It was all rather surprising! My mother saw him first and she said "There's the guy from The Office."
Because neither of us really watches "The Office", and she's my mother so I have to disagree with her, I said "No it's not" without even bothering to look. Then he walked in front of my eyes so I had no choice but to look at him and to my surprise he did look rather like the guy from "The Office" except with a bigger nose. So I said "He has a huuuuuuuuuuuge nose!" and walked off. <-- that is a picture of his nose, except imagine the hat was the nose

But, he wouldn't leave me alone, so when I'd gone down some stairs, he zoomed right past in the opposite direction, and I think he was carrying a small dog. I was so shocked I was...shocked. He was kinda short. More attractive than he was on screen, surprisingly. (Er no Mina, I didn't jump him.) He had a coat on, and a girlfriend and baby in a pram too.

I guess I should have said hello and asked for an autograph, but I didn't get around to that, plus I was scared he might get cross and punch me, and anyway I wasn't completely certain it was him until later when I looked him up to make sure that he does in fact have a girlfriend, dog and baby in pram, which he does, so I guess it was him. Who liked my exciting story?

*sticks up hand from back of class*

"Please Miss, I need the toilet"

Aww, he likes dogs? That's lovely!

Higgins especially liked the bit about the small