I am a cheese eating moomin....... well not really
hello. this is an introduction. you can tell by the way that is begins by introducing 'My Space', and the well rounded and concise manner that it conveys a total and utterly untrue account about myself, who I am and what I do. this is the end of the introduction as seen by this full stop here->.
I am a cheese eating moomin. this is a blatant lie as I am not a moomin, and if I were one, which I'm not, I definately wouldn't be the type of moomin who wantonly go around eating cheese, especially in the aggressive manner that I've just vigoursly denied that I am a moomin in.
What I am is very confused. and small. and English. and from Manchester. and a student. in Scotland. and currently sporting a rather fetching beard. i am also left handed and the continual obstruction and blatant discrimination that has been ritualisitically thrust upon me from the day I was born (scissors for example) have left me with a very slanted and obscured view of life. or may be thats just because everyone is taller than me and I can never see over their heads. or touch the floor when I sit in a chair.
life is unfair. but the shek rooms is good.
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I am a cheese eating moomin
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