h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How are things in Morocco? There seems to be a lot of turmoil with that part of northern Africa. I hope all your in-laws are safe. I wish we had more articles from you concerning Fatima and her family members or have they threatened you with vile things if they are mentioned in h2g2 - you can always change their names to protect the innocent . would love to have them, as the AWW seems to be rather defunct.

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My posting was 'removed':

Thank you for contributing to a BBC community site. Unfortunately we've had to remove your Posting below because it contravenes the House Rules.

This decision has been made because it contains content that is potentially libellous or defamatory.

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There was NOTHING remotely defamatory or libellous. However, Auntie has a vast list of (unpublished) words that are banned.

I suggest you send an email to [email protected]

And curiously this got past them:

Every time I think of thighs,
A fuzzy dimness dulls my eyes.
Rememb'ring far of times of yore,
Maidens, whom I did adore.
Underneath their lissom gait,
Forced me to dream and satiate
For their desires, to dream and sigh,
So – if that's decent – I wonder why.