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the Banjolegs.

Ho Jangly, how are you?

B'nanalanarama!

Why thankyou, bit of a waste of time though, I changed my name for the Halloween shenanigans on the day before, didn't sign in over Halloween, then forgot that I'd changed my name

I'm okay ta, how be you?

And who you calling a Ho?

As in 'Ho, ho, ho

I could be better, but then again, I could be worse I guess, so I'll say I'm fine.

Good to hear you're fine.

*Jingles*

Hehehehe, I've said it before, aaaaand I'll say it again, you's so English.

Feel like crap, everything sucks, life's shit...when asked 'How are you?'...'Oooh fine thanks!'

I see you're being a busy bunny (as usual) and churning out some Entries in between Ace-ing, Post writings and wotnot...you're such a swot

swot:
noun: an insignificant student who is ridiculed as being affected or studying excessively

yeah, what you say.

...churning out... I wish I could, but it takes me weeks and weeks and ...to write an entry. Funny thing is, I didn't intend to write an entry about parasols
That's what you get when you try to write about such a UK centric subject as the umbrella.

Just noticed you're feeling a bit glum cos of your tooth

Hope you get some relief soon B', I remember last time I had tooth trouble, I was nearly climbing the walls, it drove me mad

I guess I'm lucky, because the pain isn't quite so bad.
Btw, did you notice that you were the QotD the other day?

Bleurgh! The thing with tooth things is they just seem to be there, nagging away. Hope it gets sorted soon anyway.

Oh that!

Yeah, lil kindly left me a big message letting me know, quoting the actual quote, lest it be forgotten

I really should learn to keep my big mouth shut

I thought it was very funny.
I mnean, at least you had a reason to crash into a parked car.

Don't you start!

He was rather pretty though, definitely scuppered any chances I might have had with my inelegance

I'm just grateful I didn't reveal even more of the stupid things I've done...mind, just takes a few glasses of wine one evening and being in charge of a keyboard and out they all come

I noticed you haven't posted to the stupid thread, care to share anything with us?

No , because the stupid things I did aren't funny at all, they're just embarrassing.

Yeah but, embarrassing to you might be funny to us

Going to go stick my head in the fridge and see what I can throw together for dinner, see you later

Belive me, you'd be embarrssed, too, not amused.
See you later.