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Close, but no cigar
I was serious about that Cornwall idea

Oh, you remember saying that do you?
It's a good idea
I like these things. Have a cat:

Hey, I remember saying a lot of things, none of which I regret
Cats! My favourite all time musical thingy!

Anyway, you're avoiding the issue ! Can you come or not? I need to know fairly soon!

My Mum.....is gonna say no, isn't she. You know that! I'm not trying 2 avoid it, I just think that, good as the idea is, it's impossible. I'm scared of what she'd say. She's a very imposing person!

Yeah, you're probably right.
Silly idea really.

I'll work on her - I may be able 2 get a result! When do you need to know by? I'll have to make her a strong cup of tea / pour her a glass of something strong first

Hey, just say my mum suggested it, no really do!
I need to know by the Tuesday before the exeat weekend.

when's that???

I've just spent 3 hours in church - argh!!! I'm gonna spend another 2 hours there 2nite. Help me!!!!!

'tis Saturday 25th November and I'm in a play on 21st + 22nd + 23rd!

Ouch, that doesn't sound fun!

I'm going up 2 London 2 St. Pauls's on the 23rd (to avoid getting up @ 4.00am - the boys r going up on the friday morning: ha ha ha). Should be fun.

No I'm not!

I know you're not - I meant chamber choir

Don't stick your tongue out at me. It's rude

Ahhhhh, I didn't mean it really!

Oh good! Are you in tonight, would you like a long phone call?

Yeah, but not too long! (it's monday 2morrow!) And after midnight, 'cos otherwise Mum will kill me!

OK, after midnight it is then
*yawn*