h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sorry - please don't shout at me. What am I s'posed 2 have done now?

I don't know. I'm not thinking. Whatever.
Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, creeps in this petty place. From day to day to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays light fools the way to dusky death. Out, out brief candle. Life's but a shadow - a poor player that struts and frets his way and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. Signifying. Nothing.

Hi will. feeling a bit ?
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I was but I'm over that and out the other side.

How's *your* life? Did you ask mattP or did he ask you?

Blimey! News travels fast! Um, well, originally, I asked him, but joking and he said yes cos he says yes to everything I say, and then ten seconds later i said you're dumped, and it was all just pissing around, then later he asked me seriously on e-mail and i said are you seriously being serious or just pretending to be serious and i'm waiting for him to answer thet.
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That's interesting 'cos he told me that you asked him and he refused, but then he's always been like that. Do you know Ajay?

Oh. No.
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Be Happy!

OK.
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Good.

I have your book
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May I ask how I'm supposed to respond to that?
Which book anyway?
How to get your hairstyle through school by Will Jenkins?
How to get by when your best friend has an inflated ego and an amazing effect on girls by Will Jenkins?
And what's with all the hugging? I thought you didn't like me?

Who's your best friend?
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MP

Ahhh. you know, I never actually knew that.
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Which bit didn't you know?

Anything
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You still haven't told me why you're hugging people randomly! Is it becasue, deep inside, you just want to be loved?

Oi! I'm the one you're s'posed 2 love Will. Not Clare!

I DIDN'T SAY I LOVED CLARE, I DIDN'T EVEN SAY I LIKED HER, I WAS MERELY SUGGESTING A REASON WHY SHE SHOULD BE FLOODING THIS FORUM WITH SMILEYS
On a personal note, clare I DO like you, but not in that way
and Lizzie, don't be of course I love you!