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ditto...
you obviously don't go to the kid of place where people get drunk and fall on you and spill their drink on you and stamp on your foot all at the same time...hmm...you're missing out
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I've had someone spill their drink on me

oooh! scary!
only kidding...
ooh, i'm ...this is exciting...
not...
*mumble*
ping!
diddly dee
what's wrong with me?
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um......

oo er...
l'amour supreme
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eh?

i have a cigarette burn
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On you or on your clothes?

me
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You really must learn to smoke without burning yourself then

i would never smoke
never ever yukky yuk
ick yuk poo
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it's not too bad, but I wouldn't make a habit of it: I have my voice to think of!!!

ugh
i can't stand people smoking...never ever ever start smoking, don't even do it at parties. not just for your voice, but for the aske of everyone else around you.
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or even the sake!

nah, i don't do it much

don't do it at all!
i'm serious, i mean, what's the point?
if you enjoy it, then it's probable you'll get into a habit, and if you don't like it, then you're doing it for some other pants reason...
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it's too expensive

precisely. don't do it. ever.
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got more important things to do, like work and getting plastered

erm...yes...
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awwwww, dear clarey