h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll start today with OWWWW OWWWOWOWOWOWOWWWW that hurts!

It's that special time of year again where I have ingrowing toenail, and tapping it makes it bleed. And I'm at work too! This cant be a good combination...
Now this meens going to the, uhh you know the shyeropodist (foot doctor, bad spelling intended to imply a stupid name) and it'll be the same thing
"Why didnt you come sooner!? why is the nail so cut back?"
I hate that.

Forget that tho, my girlfriend has just gotten back to germany and has just been informed by her best friend he has a type of flue that can attack the heart, and wanred that she may of got it from him, and she has a week heart alreddy =(
Oh, thats it, today I am alreddy too depressed to type more.

Dude,

Don't know if you've had the official welcome yet, so here goes......

A VERY WARM WELCOME TO H2G2!!!! Sorry for shouting.

If you have any problems with your page, orwith trying to find information, or anything at all - here are a few worwhile places to look for a helping hand:

http://www.h2g2.com/GuideML-Clinic Look here for hints and tips on improving the look of your page.

http://www.h2g2.com/U54963 Interesting news and hot gossip.

h2g2: http://www.h2g2.com/A5752 The new user's area. Meet other newbies, have a good time.

http://www.h2g2.com/A344756 The quick reference guide.

You can always use the "Don't Panic" button on any page. So don't loose your towel, have a great time.

Bassman.

Back to the bad feet. I remember walking through Cambridge and happening upon a combined Dental and Chiropractitioners clinic, I was wondering if they could cure me of terminal "Foot-in-mouth syndrome"?

EEP! I broke my homepage!!!

thanks too =)


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Hi Nailer I'm Courtney a Gardian Angel also here to welcome you in the "unofficial" way

First I'm very sorry to hear about your foot and especially about your GF.

What did you do to break your page? Bassman seems to have covered anything I would have left for links so Good luck and I hope things get better

Welllll, ok so it isnt realy broken, I just love to over exadurate =)

But take a look at it, the code I have enterd has managed to overwrite the page itsself with a new layer
Just looks a bit broke is all!

Thanks for the welcome, everyone, most appreciated! And once I figure out somthing I know well enough to lecture people on it I shall do so (Mwuhahahah) but untill then I think I'll just read. Everything. Possibly?

Mobile.h2g2 is brilliant, shame it's going to cost me so much =/
Now the calculator is eaither telling me £72, £720 or £7,200. all of wich are a bad thing and the only mesurment of exactly how bad is how little I scream and cry, the less the worse.. (I tend to go very quiet in moments of impending crisis you see)

Right well alreddy today I have spoken words with no real meening or structure, once again sounded like an idiot with no real skill at my own language and it's not even lunchtime yet.
I probably should stop.

Hey, I've made a career of speaking rubbish!!

Due to the overwhelming ammont of conversations that I subscribe to as an A.C.E. and active member of the Musician's Guild, I'm having to Unsubscribe to older unanswered messages (Currently running at about 130 messages!! . This doesn't mean I don't want to talk to you.

If you wish to contact me, go to my Space at U47285 and press the "Discuss This Entry" Button. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.

Thanks and 42.

Bassman