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So I doctor says to me...
Posted Oct 29, 2005
I went to my boring old psychiatrists appointment today. I may not yet have said it loud and clear enough, but I am indeed ADD, a fancy way of saying insane at fist glance. Well, any way, I must say this.
I will have to start restricting my visits here!
Being insane, I tend to forget a little issue of homework. I'm sure you all can understand -- even those of you that may be even more insane than me. So I have resolved to be here only a maximum of 15 minutes on schoolnights. Also I must not be here past 1 o'clock PM CST, a thing I've done before at least thrice, I think/dream. I really hard cannot convinced otherwise, lest thou be'eth the Devil's spawn here to stopeth me. {
, been reading a rather dumb script called "The Crucible".}
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.... I freaking hate the homework mistake I made last {@$$} night. It isn't hootoo's fault, I know, but WHAT The Freaking Marshmallow were you, 
, was I thinking last night? I almost wish I didn't know. Or do I? I have this love/hate open onion. Meath think I maketh a few tooth little spelling er-Furd! Mmmm... and sweet disaccharides.-rors. rgkjsngvijn Ummmm I was going to add a coded easmesg here but I am to broken-backed {I have my laptop on the floor of my room.} to do it now. Maybe in a reply. 
I love a comic I read/bought tonight at The Deep, the local comic book store, that est nomenum "Lenore". Can you say "morbid humour"? Or "great artwork"? Maybe "masterpeice" is easier?
I have decided to dress as Count Olaf for Halloween. Very Freaking Dope.
With all due respect (except the ant) 
,
Malcolm
P.S. I hope I get replies.
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Mmmmm....P.U.D.D.I.N.G.
Posted Oct 17, 2005
I now belong to the incredibly popular P.U.D.D.I.N.G. club. Maybe I'll get to know most of the other members, I already know/met several of them. They include Madman, Reefgirl (also now a member of the Evil Army), Mutant, Hypatia, and Jodan. I met the leader, Ormondroyd, who is 45. I'm slightly surprised that neither EvilClaw nor SuperMoo are members. This should prove to be a lot better than belonging to the Ranters' Guild, which has next to no new conversations since it was started quite a while ago. Maybe I'll design a badge for the Guild so that it's members may remember it from time to time and post there occasionally. But this may just be far fetched wishing. Today I start school once more after Fall Break, which I shall be leaving to very soon.
And thus the journal entry was concluded. Good day!
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MMmmmm.... I like taste!
Posted Oct 13, 2005
I just realized a very scary thing: I should be using tne fall break to finally clean my office. (Technically it's not really an office, just the place I do my homework in.) I should also probably go outside and get a tan.
So, tan or clean office?
tan___clean office
-----*^*____________
___AAA___
Get it? It's a scale.
But leaving the computer is HARD! (just kidding)
I tried making some merengues earlier, but they turned out pretty horrible. 
They were just a sticky mess that tasted like marshmellow. I still have some mix left, but I don't think I'll mess with it for a while.
Mellow Yellow, my gecko, shed her skin today and is looking as beautiful as ever. I picked Joe Zombie's nose! I noticed that he was sneezing--pretty weird for a gecko, right? So, I looked at his nostrils and one appeared to be closed up with dead skin or something. I got a pin and poked at it. I then realized it was safe enough and dislodged it with the pin's point. And that's how I picked a gecko's nose.
I finally decided to use the Clearasil that my mom got me a few months ago. As boring as these thing are, there isn't much more that I've done. Pretty sad....
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Meet Malcolm, Colin's Evil Twin!
Posted Sep 25, 2005
Yay! Thank you sooooooo much Madman! I have hated my old nickname, "TastyFurd," for soooo long. Then Madman told me how to change it. Now, I'm "Colin the Overly-Happy Robot's Evil Twin, Malcolm" This is probably too long, though. In fact, I might change my name again today to make it shorter.
Anyway, you have probably noticed that this is my first journal entry in a long time. So let me bring you up to date real fast. The other weekend, I went to Natahala Outdoor Center on a whitewater-rafting trip with my boyscout troop. That was a lot of fun, but it was a family camping thing, and none of the rest of my family went. My mom went to visit her mom because she most likely will not live to see next year; but don't waste your time being sorry for me, I don't know my mom's mom very well anyway, which is the real sad thing. Then my dad and brother, now to be known to you as Colin, went to some chess-tournament. But enough about that. On Friday I went to see "The Corpse Bride" with a few friends. Ahhh... That all seems like a good summary of the things I did't write before.
And with this new alius I want to clarify something, I beatup my hyper-happy brother, all the time. And that is why I like cheese. Sorry for the lack of jokes; I don't have the time to write any because I need to finish making a balistic missile to strap Colin to.
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Whoever said that 'school' isn't a synonym for 'end of the world' is an idiot!
Posted Aug 4, 2005
Tomorrow - Anything but Tommorow!!!!!!!!!! 
- is the student orientation for the begining of the school. 
"Phew! Not ACTUAL F*&~ING SCHOOL!!! That's a relief 
," I think, "No problem, right? " Then I look at the calender and, "
M#$%^R F*&~^R 
!!!!!!!!!! It's on MONDAY!! " I have to agree with Garfield, Mondays f*&k s%`t. You've got to hand it to them, they certainly know how to ruin a student's summer vacation. It is hard to beleive people actually thought that Fridays were unlucky! (That's where 'Friday the 13th' comes from.)
If you see any new stuff from me that wasn't done on a Sunday, assume that I have no reguard for my homework and (Please! 
) unmercifully cuss me out about it. Besides, it'll be fun! 
Utterly Hopeless,
Me
P.S. Don't even dare to figure this out 
: & = c, ^ = e, % = h, ` = i, ~ = k, # = o, $ = t
P.P.S. I really hope there isn't any spelling mistake in thdoomis!
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