h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I went to my boring old psychiatrists appointment today. I may not yet have said it loud and clear enough, but I am indeed ADD, a fancy way of saying insane at fist glance. Well, any way, I must say this.

I will have to start restricting my visits here!

Being insane, I tend to forget a little issue of homework. I'm sure you all can understand -- even those of you that may be even more insane than me. So I have resolved to be here only a maximum of 15 minutes on schoolnights. Also I must not be here past 1 o'clock PM CST, a thing I've done before at least thrice, I think/dream. I really hard cannot convinced otherwise, lest thou be'eth the Devil's spawn here to stopeth me. {, been reading a rather dumb script called "The Crucible".}
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.... I freaking hate the homework mistake I made last {@$$} night. It isn't hootoo's fault, I know, but WHAT The Freaking Marshmallow were you, , was I thinking last night? I almost wish I didn't know. Or do I? I have this love/hate open onion. Meath think I maketh a few tooth little spelling er-Furd! Mmmm... and sweet disaccharides.-rors. rgkjsngvijn Ummmm I was going to add a coded easmesg here but I am to broken-backed {I have my laptop on the floor of my room.} to do it now. Maybe in a reply. I love a comic I read/bought tonight at The Deep, the local comic book store, that est nomenum "Lenore". Can you say "morbid humour"? Or "great artwork"? Maybe "masterpeice" is easier?
I have decided to dress as Count Olaf for Halloween. Very Freaking Dope.

With all due respect (except the ant) ,
Malcolm

P.S. I hope I get replies.

I hope you get replies too.

Do you want to know about "Lenore"?

Nah. She dead and made the Raven man sad. Nevermore will we see Lenore.

Raven man? I think she makes about any one sad. There are a bunch of nursery rhymes and poems that have been illustrated and mutated into freaky stories. It's great!

Re-hee-heally?

Yeah it's awsome!

Huh. My brother is ADD too.

You, have a brother? I have a brother.

Really? Is he younger?

Yep. You know him as Colin, but he isn't really my twin.

How much younger?

3.5 years younger

Ah. Mine is about two. Years younger.

Mine is always throwing tantrums as pictured.

As pictured where? In the book?

On my page, near the end

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.