Greetings! You have arrived at the offices of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy employee Lurvum Finwip.
Item One: Lunch Status
I am most likely currently out to lunch. I am a polymer-based life-form, with dietary restrictions that enable me to eat little but metal and plastic. Consequently, one of my favorite things to eat is your International Space Station.Item One-Point-One: What Happens to Me When NASA Catches Me Eating the ISS
Understandably, neither the National Aeronautics and Space Administration nor the European Space Agency enjoy my gnawing away at this planet's first joint construction project in space. Therefore, if I am not eating the space station, I am likely in NASA custody.Item Two: Planet of Origin
I lived for most of my life thus far on the planet Murriloopi IV, where I was quite furry indeed and ate metal and plastic to my heart's content. (The space agencies there are run by a more persistent group of administrators who see no reason why, as the population eats the spacecraft, they should not simply build more.)Item Two-Point-One: Why I Came Here
When my fur began falling out, the Reasonably Profound Murriloopian Council sent me to the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy to live amongst the company of administrators who are almost as persistent and dogmatic. Since I was already a reasearcher for Conglomorated Interplanetary Guide, an organization of planets such as yourselves which are increasingly ripping off the concept of the original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and subverting copyright laws by tacking on the name of your planet and the word "Edition," and since I found your planet to be in the very beginning stages of developing such a necessary copyright infraction, I decided I would come here and help. I have expertise in the areas of politics, religion, sociology, writing, computer science, existence as a Terran youth of American upbringing, and the ever-worsening phenomenon of political exile due to baldness.Item Two-Point-Two: Why Else I Came Here
The chief administrator of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, Daniel S. Goldin, is my uncle. He, too, eats your spacecraft.Item Three: Why They Call Me the Gangster of Love
I am still doing research into this.Please leave a message and I will eat you.
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| eat me baby | Jun 1, 2001 |
| Greetings Lurvum Finwip | Oct 19, 2000 |
| Bon appetite!. | Oct 16, 2000 |
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| Bon appetite!. | Oct 15, 2000 | Oct 16, 2000 |
| Day One: Outbox | Oct 15, 2000 | No Replies |
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