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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 31, 2000
Oops, I was simulposting too 
When something is fun
Lots of us want to do it
All at the same time.
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Dec 31, 2000
A retail chain will
sell you a mobile phone deal,
and use two topics!
Welcome EV. Would YOU like a link on the Haiku Challenge page? (Anyone else who hasn't been added is welcome to have a link as well, I only await your request 
)
, 
or 
Next topic: theme parks
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 31, 2000
pllllghhhh....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 31, 2000
Shoes?
The policeman said,
"I'm glad I'm not in your shoes."
(They would be too small.)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 31, 2000
Thank you , or , a link would be very nice. Sorry about the simulposts, they follow me everywhere. 
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ox Posted Dec 31, 2000
Some people read palms
I prefer to read your shoes
Your sole is in there
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 31, 2000
Women buy many
Men need few to get by fine
New laces on mine!!!
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Dec 31, 2000
Now I simulpost!
Oh well, we're all creative
a there's a theme left!
Using 'theme' as a sort of simile for topic. I thought since I made it up, I'd leave it for someone else
, or
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ox Posted Dec 31, 2000
Sigmund Freud theme parks
Erotic dream coaster rides
Balloon headed freaks
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Dec 31, 2000
Dr E V, you
now have a link! And thanks for
Joining in our game!
PS. I like your page. I'll have to go back to it when I'm not about to run offline.
Everyone! Don't forget a topic for the next person !
Next: ice cream
, or
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 31, 2000
Ice cream is gorgeous
The nearest thing to heaven
In a wafer cone
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Dec 31, 2000
A SHARP REMINDER
HURTS LIKE AN ICE CREAM HEADACHE
OR NO NEXT TOPIC
NT: ALLIGATORS VS. CROCODILES
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Dec 31, 2000
Don't you hate it when
Someone takes twenty minutes
To find the "right spot"
Sorry about my last one. I guess I was "simulposting".
NT: I'll throw ALLIGATORS VS. CROCODILES back out there.
(Still working on my Esperanto haiku)
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 31, 2000
Crocodiles, 'gators,
They are all the same to me.
Neither live round here. 
NT: Tomato ketchup. 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 31, 2000
Spell'ed catsup or
Ketchup, it is better than
Mayonaise on fries
NT: lightbulbs
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 31, 2000
Light bulbs are useful
For helping us to see, and
For inspiring jokes.
NT: Newspapers
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Dec 31, 2000
Ink on your fingers
Filled with nothing but bad news
I don't read them much
NT: LEKKING [URL removed by moderator]
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MarkTheMeS (PackRat & Keeper of All Things, period) Posted Dec 31, 2000
Or see my journal
(just click the link below) for
The definition
http://www.h2g2.com/U159106
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- 143: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 31, 2000)
- 144: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 31, 2000)
- 145: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 31, 2000)
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- 147: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 31, 2000)
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