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iaoth Posted May 24, 2001
I actually like
the taste of lemons, that's how
weird I am, so there. 
Nt: bananananas (note the five syllables 
)
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted May 24, 2001
Bananananas
With strawberry-eries too
Yummy yummy yum!
Next topic: Made up words 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted May 25, 2001
Iaoth made up
a word, and d'Elaphant put
it into Haiku
Next: shoelaces
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Livzy Posted May 25, 2001
Transmodulated
and craxiopneumonic
are REAL words you know!
NT: finding a curly black hair on the hotel soap
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Livzy Posted May 25, 2001
Doh!
Simlpost!
OK - who's smart arse enough to combine the TWO subjects into ONE haiku?
On your marks, get set,.....GO !!
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Clelba Posted May 25, 2001
finding a curly
black hair like a shoelace is
not very pleasant
Next Topic: Double beds
^. .^
= ' = 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 25, 2001
Double beds are good
with one person lots of room
with two lots of fun!
Next topic; summer
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Livzy Posted May 25, 2001
Stings real name sounds like
summer, but spelt differently
The Police were great!
NT: other famous "Gordon"s
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iaoth Posted May 25, 2001
Flash Gordon is a
film that has some great music.
Thank you, Brian May!
NT: ventriloquists
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Clelba Posted May 25, 2001
very cleverly
they try to look like someone
else is making noise
next topic: fish and chips
^. .^
= ' =
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iaoth Posted May 25, 2001
Since I'm not British,
I have never had any.
Is it any good? 
Next: saints
Haiku challenge!
Innovatao Posted May 25, 2001
There is no next on this one, so I will take the topic of Parents as mentioned in the HaiKu
Two there are to start
givers, takers, teachers, all
Now give allowance
Next Topic: Mobile Phones
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Innovatao Posted May 25, 2001
Sod, YES THERE WAS, I was looking at the wrong page....
Sorry, right, SAINTS....
Of Sainthood I know
Death and Miricles must be.
Miracles today?
Next topic: Mobile Phones
Haiku challenge!
iaoth Posted May 25, 2001
Hm. Innovatao, you seem to be ~way~ back in the backlog. 
Mobile phones are like
digital watches since they
are kind of useless.
Well, kind of.
Nt: saints
Haiku challenge!
Livzy Posted May 25, 2001
the Greens were cruel
when they named their new baby
girl, Theresa Green
NT: hedgehog sh*t
Haiku challenge!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 27, 2001
Hedgehog sh*t is quite
a problem when volume high
can't they use toilet?
Next topic; disposeable camera's
Haiku challenge!
Clelba Posted May 28, 2001
so expensive to
buy a new camera when
you want a new film
oo er, that wasn't very good was it?
next topic: big brother
^. .^
= ' =
Haiku challenge!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 28, 2001
Big brother watches
me through invisible gaps
in the sky of flames
(I don't watch TV anymore and haven't seen what I pressume you ment, so not very good, worse than yours!!!)
Next topic; waterfalls
Haiku challenge!
iaoth Posted May 28, 2001
I love waterfalls.
They're so watery and
fally and... so watery.
THAT'S bad haiku. I learned from the master. It's probably the worst yet since it's just a variation on the "yellow and black" haiku. However, it does combine two forms of bad poetry: repetition in haikus and made-up words. Fally? Honestly, what was I thinking!?
NT: bad poetry
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