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Casanunda100 Started conversation Oct 8, 2001
Attracted by the name. Lots of similar likes, too. Except I love 
football, I'm a red and I don't live in Manchester but do have a season ticket.
Single malt with a kebab! Now I'll have to give that a whirl.
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Captain Kebab Posted Oct 8, 2001
Hello, good evening and welcome? I thought I'd had a visit from David Frost! 
Despite what it says on my space I also love football, but it's kind of hard to enjoy it when you're a Man City fan. To be fair, in the 35 years (feels like 350 years) I've been following them we've had some good times, but not for a while. Still, things are much more exciting this season - I'd rather see really exciting football in the 1st division than get hammered every week in the Premier. Although I don't see much these days, I gave up my season ticket years ago.
I wouldn't recommend single malt WITH a kebab. The whisky drowns the delicate aroma of the chilli sauce. The order of events I like to observe is as follows:
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Now THAT I can recommend! 
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Casanunda100 Posted Oct 11, 2001
In the words of the great orator, Homer........"mmmmm, kebab".
Sorry, I'm a Simpsons fan. Did you know Homer was voted most loved TV character of all time in a Channel 4 poll?
Just shows!
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Captain Kebab Posted Oct 11, 2001
Homer rocks! I'd like to find a collection of Homer quotes, but I can't usually remember how he puts it. Stuff like if something is hard to do it probably isn't worth doing.
My favourite 'mmmmm....' is 'mmmmm, purple'.
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