h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here she went away on holiday and left the front door open!



But I probably shouldn't drink alone...

*sets out crates of junk food and waits for the masses to arrive*

*rushes out to get plenty of booze*

*enters bearing a large box of s and grabs a *
Yay! Party!

*rolls in several large barrels*

Where do you think I should put these?

in the kitchen?

But then people would have to walk all the way over there to get a drink.

Well, leave one in here and take the rest out there... and they can be brought back as & when

OK

*starts rolling barrels towards the kitchen*

Ah good, the professional has arrived!

And storing the barrels in the kitchen Joanna? I still contend that's why people congregate there. Of couse, it *is* too cold to set them out in the garden.

Now if only we had some music, and some guests....

* a guest arrives *
Ah! When the cat's away the mice will play!
PARTY!!!

Look, I've brought my old record player!

*rumages around in crate by the sofa*

All Peta's LPs are old disco albums. Anyone want to hear KC and the Sunshine Band?

*rumages around in crate by the sofa*

All Peta's LPs are old disco albums. Anyone want to hear KC and the Sunshine Band?

That's the way!
I like it!

I think I could just about cope with it the once thanks.

*enters in full party garb*

Right I am here and rrready to parrrrrrty!

*hands Abi a *

So what's it like to the ultimate Power That Be?

Here, have another

Any chance of my getting a job there?

Thats a fair ammount of commuting Jimi.

I am enjoying it actually - I power lunched with a Radio 4 producer and had a long conversation with Jim Lynn about whether Gareth Hunt really did shoot Phil Mitchell.

Not bad for a monday!

*looks suitably impressed*

Not more Eastenders.