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Mmm... I'd take the cheese.
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Started conversation Oct 23, 2000
Hi Somer,
Tulips are great, but I think you could have far more fun with 20,000 lbs of cheese... of any sort. Imagine the thrill of having it delivered. What a wine and cheese party you could host! All your guests could crowd around it, digging pieces off, and slurping through long straws wine poured directly into the cheese. You could carve it, mould it, and feed it to mice... it's hard to imagine having that much fun with a tulip bulb.
JTG
Mmm... I'd take the cheese.
Somer, Muse of Aged Cheese Posted Nov 30, 2000
Exactly my point. Cheese is always fun, no matter what size it is.
But imagine if the 20,000 lbs were melted...
Mmm... I'd take the cheese.
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Dec 1, 2000
Wow! What a fondue that would be! I suppose the melting point of most cheese is too high to make jumping in a comfortable experience. I wonder how difficult it would be to swim in it, if you were overtaken by a cheese lava flow.
JTG
Mmm... I'd take the cheese.
John the gardener says, "Free Tibet!" Posted Dec 1, 2000
Wow! What a fondue that would be! I suppose the melting point of most cheese is too high to make jumping in a comfortable experience. I wonder how difficult it would be to swim in it, if you were overtaken by a cheese lava flow.
JTG
Mmm... I'd take the cheese.
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
Ahhhhhhh
Cheese lava
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