h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

BROELAN!

i have opened this discussion fourm on the off chance you may need hlp with your ipod while you are at work!(more importantly,I have posted today to make sure my ipod is intact)also,through this fourm i can simotaniously ask you to download-delete things from my ipod.Kind of like an ace page, only 4 your ipod


Remember,
and please do not melt my ipod!

your ipod remains in a wholly intact and unmelted state. i don't need assistance with your ipod, my ipod, or anyone else's ipod while i'm at work because i'm much too busy doing more work-type things. your ipod is safely tucked away in my gymbag, where i put it this morning when i optimistically thought i might work out today. the optimism has waned over the course of the day, and it's entirely possible that your ipod will be returned to you in exactly the same state you gave it to me in, without so much as 5 minutes off the battery life.

if you know what's good for you, you will be on the desktop computer, and nowhere near the laptop.

love and kisses,
mom

I have not touched your laptop.By the way, while im here i wanted 2 show u something.I found a new way 2 make a smiley.OK, now follow these instructions verey carefully

1.press the key that makes this thing :

2.qwickley!without spacing,put this thing next 2 it )

3. 2 make sure you'vedone it righthit the preveiw button
it should look like this

for a ,repeate steps 2 & 3 with this in front ;

Try it!

Please go the extra mile and type out words instead of using txtspk. If you must txt, you'll have to wait until you can get a phone and txt all your friends who will think it's cool. Nobody thinks it's cool on h2g2. Nobody.

txting smileys, on the other hand, is fine, so long as you preview. Betcha didn't know these (make sure you put the - in the middle):
: - P =
: - D =
B - ) =

well, now you just bought me a cell phone