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Being a Fawn
Posted Oct 13, 2000
Despite my protests it looks like I've been branded a fawn. However I have come to the conclusion that being a hairy beast isn't all bad, and some ladies even find it to be rather sexy. The Fawn is a very sexual beast.
Even in the middle ages Fawn demons were said to be roaming the woods seducing young buxom virgins, and although I do not do this myself, I can sympathise with the fawns of yester-year, cavorting and having fun.
My legs are also very hairy.
JP
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My underpants
Posted Oct 7, 2000
I don't think the underpants I am wearing are mine. I have never seen them before this morning, and they have a size 38 waist.
Where exactly they came from I do not know, but they were the only pair of pants in my underwear drawer.
Ho hum, pants is pants is pants. And I'm fairly sure they're clean. What do I have to worry about?
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The Journal of JP - the Real Jim Plates
Posted Sep 28, 2000
Jim Plates came from my head, much as Athena came from the head of Zeus, by hacking his way out. I am the man known only as JP, or rather the boy, on the brink of Manhood. 17 years of age I am.
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