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Japanese 101
Posted Oct 5, 2000
Everything you aught to know in Japanese..
Japanese 101
KOFUN SHITEKICHATTA ( IM GETTING EXCITED)
ANATA WA YARASHII KOTO KANGAETERU ( YOUR THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS)
KUSUGUTTAI (THAT TICKLES)
ITAKATTA? (DID IT HURT)
KATA O KANDE (BITE MY SHOULDER)
SEIJOI ( GIRL BOTTOM/ BOY TOP)
KIJOI (BOYBOTTOM/GIRL TOP)
( KOWAI WA) IM SCARED
Wanpaku Naughtiness
Ryoushi butsurigaku Quantum Physics
kozumit-ku cosmic
hikiwata floss -
ba-charu pet-to virtual pet -
#5: SPB(#544.562.658.391)
roket-tohashatou Rocket launcher -
Fukujoshi (Rude Japanese punishment)
Shokushu (Tentacle)
Okami (mistress)
Paizuri (Run away very fast, after uttering this word)
Kuikorosu (Dito)
Anata wa Yarashii (a civil thing to say, I think)
Koto kangaeteru (Do you serve beetroot)
NIHONGO DESU KA (JAPANESSE IS IT?)
SHINJILE IRU NARA (IF YOU BELIEVE)
DAIJOBA (ARE YOU ALRIGHT)
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I Knew it all along...
Posted Oct 3, 2000
I have finally found my true connection in life, and most unexpectantly It was not i who worked it out at all.
But a machine....
I completed the ultimate personality test and now I am fully in the know...
According to the STARWARS ULTIMATE PERSONALITY TEST:
*Drum roll*
I AM>>>
Jabba the Hutt
(Classic Trilogy)
Jabba the Hutt was the six-hundred-year-old son of the deceased Zorba the Hutt. He was the leader of the Desilijic Hutt crime family and the most notorious crime lord in the Outer Rim. Smuggler Han Solo was once under the employment of Jabba, but the human dropped his smuggled cargo at the site of Imperial warships. Jabba put a price on Solo's head so large that almost every bounty hunter in the galaxy was looking for him, but Jabba was later killed by Han's future wife, Leia Organa.
As I thought, a real bad ass, who dies a putdid death...
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International Capatlist Punishment day!!
Posted Oct 3, 2000
THIS IS A HEALTH AND WALLET WARNING:
Please note the contents of the below may or may not be completely fictional, depending on the response that the gullable masses are prepared to exoom, and whether or not their is a shoe sale at Socratis'..
It has been declared International capitalist punishment day.
All licenious evil males are thus doomed to buy their most significant X a pair of really swarve shoes.
*naughty cackles*
i've had a morning convincing all my dearly de exited they they were the "one" who definately...
a) Took my flower..*LMAO*
b) Were my fav lover, and thus most memorable companion
c) Really broke me in, and thus owe me..(BIG TIME)
d) Are and always will be the opitomy of a MAN, or atleast a very pretty girl.
e) Are privlaged to ever have been affilitated to such a notorious soup green and it's pay back time...
f) looked the best naked and I have the pictures to prove it, but a new pair of a feet glamoriousifiers (my word) might kick sellective memory into gear.
As you can imagine I'm exhausted, good thing I only have 4 De exited's coz I got limited cupboard space.
(No my closet is not full of skeletons, it's full of vulgar public sweaters...)
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Time Machine
Posted Sep 27, 2000
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A SENSORED MAIL, ALL VIOLENT, SEXUAL, COLOURFUL or HENTAI ACTS SHALL BE PERFORMED IN JAPANESE TO PROTECT THE SANCTITY OF YOUR SIGHT...
no tentacles were harmed in the making of this piece, only free range mice are used for indecent acts involving tequila and straws.
*Lines up Japanese pom pom People, arming them with psycadelic Shakers*
~Kata O Kande Kussugattai~
Einstein:"God does not play dice with the universe."
Bohr:"Who are you to tell God what to do?"
Hawking:"God not only plays dice, but sometimes throws them
where they cann't be seen."
Douglas Admas: "Who is this God person anayway?"
I've been doing further research into the building of my time travel masterpiece and have discovered more exciting stuff:
This is a very brief reciepy for my travel device - tyre and helicopter replacement stratergy...
I still need a blue rocket launcher, but this is merely for meason prep, it does not actually pertain to the actual time travel, it's just a coffee station really. (mental note - instal f**k offly grand cuppacino machine)
Ingredience-
Wormholes >> tunnels through space which may, according to the equasions of general theory of relativity, connect a black hole in one part of space time with a black hole in another part of space time.
NOTE
There is a definate relation of time and space- space and time are treated on an essentially equal footing by Einsteins equasions.
Hence a shortcut through space is a short cut through time.
And a wormhole is merely a shortcut from one spacetime to another.
The next obsticle we are musing is how to hold the worm whole open...
This can be achieved by threading the wormhole with so called exotic matter. (The critical factor is that this exotic matter has an enormous tension, sufficient to hold the wormhole open in spite of the inward tug of gravety).
Cosmic String almost exactly matches the description of such exotic matter.
At the moment my biggest trial seems to find a competant retail store that stocks cosmic string, jelly tots and pocket protectors without having to leave the ionuspere or contacting the Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
~Shrugs~
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