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International Capatlist Punishment day!!
Naughtiness (Tentacle Mistress, Goddess of Sadistic Soup Greens) Started conversation Oct 3, 2000
THIS IS A HEALTH AND WALLET WARNING:
Please note the contents of the below may or may not be completely fictional, depending on the response that the gullable masses are prepared to exoom, and whether or not their is a shoe sale at Socratis'..
It has been declared International capitalist punishment day.
All licenious evil males are thus doomed to buy their most significant X a pair of really swarve shoes.
*naughty cackles*
i've had a morning convincing all my dearly de exited they they were the "one" who definately...
a) Took my flower..*LMAO*
b) Were my fav lover, and thus most memorable companion
c) Really broke me in, and thus owe me..(BIG TIME)
d) Are and always will be the opitomy of a MAN, or atleast a very pretty girl.
e) Are privlaged to ever have been affilitated to such a notorious soup green and it's pay back time...
f) looked the best naked and I have the pictures to prove it, but a new pair of a feet glamoriousifiers (my word) might kick sellective memory into gear.
As you can imagine I'm exhausted, good thing I only have 4 De exited's coz I got limited cupboard space.
(No my closet is not full of skeletons, it's full of vulgar public sweaters...)
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