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Consortium for Intergalactic Dominantion...
Posted Oct 30, 2000
Good Evening Foul Creature Of This Earth!
I'm a representative from the Intergalactic Corsortium For World Domination. It appears our staff are low on Rubberclad Slave Girls, for this reason we are holding a recruitment drive. Any females are invited to apply, but extensive quality control will be employed. Any males wishing to apply will be directed to our special department of rubberclad divas, in this case an extensive knowledge of the rocky horror show and abba's back-catalogue will be necessary.
thank you for your time and if you are lucky we may just spare you.
yours maliciously
Shokushu Okami c/o The Intergalactic Consortium F
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Nadsat Language...
Posted Oct 10, 2000
GLOSSARY OF NADSAT LANGUAGE
Words that don't seem to be of Russian origin are distinguished by asterisks.
* appy polly loggy - apology
baboochka - old woman
baddiwad - bad
banda - band
bezoomny - mad
biblio - library
bitva - battle
Bog - God
bolnoy - sick
bolshy - big, great
brat, bratty - brother
bratchny - b*****d
britva - razor
brooko - belly
brosay - to throw
bugatty - rich
cal - feces
* cancer - cigarette
cantora - office
carman - pocket
chai - tea
* charles, charlie - chaplain
chasha - cup
chasso - guard
cheena - woman
cheest - to wash
chelloveck - person, man, follow
chepooka - nonsense
choodessny - wonderful
* chumble - to mumble
clop - beak
collocoll - bell
* crack - to break up or "bust"
* crark - to yowl?
crast - to rob or steal; robbery
creech - to shout or scream
* cutter - money
dama - lady
ded - old man
deng - money
devotchka - girl
dobby - good
* dook - trace, ghost
domy - house
dorogoy - dear, valuable
dratsing - fighting
* drencrom - drug
droog - friend (ie: my droogies)
* dung - to defecate
dva - two
eegra - game
eemya - name
* eggiweg - egg
* filly - to play or fool with
* firegold - drink
* fist - to punch
* flip - wild?
forella - "trout"
gazetta - newspaper
glazz - eye
gloopy - stupid
* golly - unit of money
goloss - voice
goober - lip
gooly - to walk
gorlo - throat
govorett - to speak or talk
grahzny - dirty
grazzy - soiled
gromky - loud
groody - breast
gruppa - group
* guff - guffaw
gulliver - head
* gulliwuts - guts
* hen-korm - chickenfeed
* horn - to cry out
horrorshow - good, well
* in-out in-out - copulation
interessovat - to interest
itty - to go
* jammiwam - jam
jeezny - life
kartoffel - potato
keeshkas - guts
kleb - bread
kootch - key
knopka - button
kopat - to "dig"
koshka - cat
kot - tomcat
krovvy - blood
kupet - to buy
lapa - paw
lewdies - people
* lighter - crone?
litso - face
tomtick - piece, bit
loveted - caught
lubbilubbing - making love
* luscious glory - hair
malchick - boy
malenky - little, tiny
malso - butter
merzky - filthy
messel - thought, fancy
mesto - place
millicent - policeman
minoota - minute
molodoy - young
moloko - milk
moodge - man
morder - snout
* mounch - snack
mozg - brain
nachinat - to begin
nadmenny - arrogant
nadsat - teenage
nagoy - naked
* nazz - fool
neezhnies - underpants
nochy - night
noga - foot, leg
nozh - knife
nuking - smelling
oddy knocky - lonesome
odin - one
okno - window
oobivat - to kill
ookadeet - to leave
ooko - ear
oomny - brainy
oozhassny - terrible
oozy - chain
osoosh - to wipe
otchkies - eyeglasses
* pan-handle - erection
* pee and em - parents
peet - to drink
pischcha - food
platch - to cry
platties - clothes
pletcho - shoulder
plenny - prisoner
plesk - splash
* plosh - to splash
plott - body
podooshka - pillow
pol - sex
polezny - useful
* polyclef - skeleton key
pony - to understand
poogly - frightened
pooshka - "cannon"
prestoopnik - criminal
privodeet - to lead somewhere
* pretty polly - money
prod - to produce
ptitsa - "chick"
pyahnitsa - drunk
rabbit - work, job
radosty - joy
raskazz - story
rassoodock - mind
raz - time
razdraz - upset
razrez - to rip, ripping
rock, rooker - hand, arm
rot - mouth
rozz - policeman
sabog - shoe
sakar - sugar
sammy - generous
* sarky - sarcastic
scotenna - "cow"
shaika - gang
* sharp - female
sharries - buttocks
shest - barrier
* shilarny - concern
* shive - slice
shiyah - neck
shlem - helmet
* shlaga - club
shlapa - hat
shoom - noise
shoot - fool
* sinny - cinema
shazat - to say
* skolliwoll - school
skorry - quick, quickly
* shriking - scratching
shvat - to grab
sladky - sweet
sloochat - to happen
sloosh, slosshy - to hear, to listen
slovo - word
smech - laugh
smot - to look
sneety - dream
* snoutie - tobacco?
* snuff it - to die
sobirat - to pick up
* sod - to fornicate, fornicator
soomaka - "bag"
soviet - advice, order
spat - to sleep
spatchka - sleep
* splodge, splosh - splash
* spoogy - terrified
* Staja - State Jail
starry - ancient
strack - horror
* synthemesc - drug
tally - waist
* tashtook - handkerchief
* tass - cup
tolchock - to hit or push;blow, beating
toofles - slippers
tree - three
vareet - to "cook up"
* vaysay - washroom
veck - (see chelloveck)
* vellocet - drug
veshch - thing
viddy - to see or look
voloss - hair
von - smell
vred - to harm or damage
yahma - hole
* yahoodies - Jews
yabzick - tongue
* yarbles - testicles
yeckate - to drive
* warble - song
zammechat - remarkable
zasnoot - sleep
zhenna - wife
zoobies - teeth
zvonock - bellpull
zvook - sound
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A CLOCK WORK ORANGE
Posted Oct 10, 2000
Alex - No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.
Alex - There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in a Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.
Alex - What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.
Alex - The Durango 95 purred away real horrorshow, a nice warm vibratey feeling all through your guttiwuts.
Alex - Bliss, bliss and heaven... it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh...Oh, it was wonder of wonders... And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship,
gravity all nonsense now...
Alex - You were not put on this earth just to get in touch with God. That sort of thing could just sap all the strength and the goodness out of a chelloveck.
Alex - As we walked along the flatblock marina, i was calm on the outside but thinking all the time. So it was to be Georgie the general saying what we should do and what not to do and Dim as his mindless grinning bulldog. But suddenly I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy ones and the oomny ones used like inspiration and what Bog sends. Well now, it was lovely music that came to my aid. There was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do......
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LOSER
Posted Oct 10, 2000
What follows is a transcript of the speech delivered by Larry Ellison,
CEO of ORACLE (2nd Richest Man on the Planet) at the Yale University
last month:
"Graduates of Yale University, I apologize if you have endured this type of prologue before, but I want you to do something for me.
Please,take a good look around you. Look at the classmate on your left.
Look at the classmate on your right. Now, consider this:
Five years from now, 10 years from now, even 30 thirty years from
now, odds are the person on your left is going to be a loser.The person on your right, meanwhile, will also be a loser. And you, in the middle?
What can you expect? Loser. Loserhood. Loser Cum Laude.
"In fact, as I look out before me today, I don't see a thousand hopes
for a bright tomorrow. I don't see a thousand future leaders in a
thousand industries. I see a thousand losers. "You're upset. That's
understandable. After all, how can I, Lawrence 'Larry' Ellison, college dropout, have the audacity to spout such heresy to the graduating class of one of the nation's most prestigious institutions? I'll tell you why. Because I, Lawrence
"Larry" Ellison, second richest man on the planet, am a college dropout, and you are not.
"Because Bill Gates, richest man on the planet-for now, anyway is a
college dropout, and you are not. "Because Paul Allen, the third richest man on the planet, dropped out of college, and you did not.
"And for good measure, because Michael Dell, No. 9 on the list and
moving up fast, is a college dropout, and you, yet again, are not."
"Hmm... you're very upset. That's understandable. So let me stroke
your egos for a moment by pointing out, quite sincerely, that your
diplomas were not attained in vain. Most of you, I imagine, have
spent four to five years here, and in many ways what you've learned and endured will serve you well in the years ahead. You've established good work habits. You've established a network of people that will help you down the road. And you've established what will be lifelong relationships with the word 'therapy.' All that of is good. For in truth, you will need that network. You will need those strong work habits. You will need that therapy.
"You will need them because you didn't drop out, and so you will never be among the richest people in the world. Oh sure, you may, perhaps, work your way up to No. 10 or No. 11, like Steve Ballmer. But then, I don't have to tell you who he really works for, do I? And for the record, he dropped out of grad school.
Bit of a late bloomer.
"Finally, I realize that many of you, and hopefully by now most of you, are wondering, 'Is there anything I can do? Is there any hope for me at all?' Actually, no. It's too late. You've absorbed too much, think you know too much. You're not 19 anymore. You have a built-in cap, and I'm not referring to the mortar boards on your heads."
"Hmm... you're really very upset. That's understandable. So perhaps
this would be a good time to bring up the silver lining. Not for
you, Class of '00. You are a write-off, so I'll let you slink off to
your pathetic $200,000-a-year jobs, where your checks will be signed by former classmates who dropped out two years ago."
"Instead, I want to give hope to any underclassmen here today. I say to you, and I can't stress this enough: leave. Pack your things and your ideas and don't come back. Drop out. Start up. "For I can tell you that a cap and gown will keep you down just as surely as these security guards dragging me off this stage are keeping me dow..."
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