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Post 121

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I wouldn't dare offend you!
To scared of possible retaliation smiley - smiley
With my back, there's only so much lawn cutting I can do!


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Post 122

I'm not really here

You'd get on better if you used the scissors.


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Post 123

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But the tongs add a pleasing air of futility to the whole exercise smiley - smiley


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Post 124

I'm not really here

Are they my tongs?
~checks her pockets~


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Post 125

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

~Hides tongs hurriedly~
No, No!
i brought my own, honestly.
Why would I need your tongs? How would I get hold of them?
~Bloody cat. I told her no hooky gear~
smiley - sadface


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Post 126

I'm not really here

~looks suspicious~


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Post 127

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Did I say tongs?
I meant to say tongue, look smiley - tongueout
I was licking the grass shorter. It takes much longer...
~"clatter" Looks behind him at tongs lying on floor~
Bloody hell! Where did they come from?


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Post 128

I'm not really here

~picks up the tongs~

I was right, these are mine!

~clouts 100WW round the head with them and walks off~


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Post 129

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Ow!
~rubs head vigourously~
Any chance you could that again?
smiley - bigeyes


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Post 130

I'm not really here

~comes back over and clouts 100WW again, much harder~

Now you've bent my tongs. smiley - sadface


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Post 131

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Owww!
Hey, what if i just bent my tongue, would that be okay?


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Post 132

I'm not really here

It's your tongue, do what you like with it.


I'll just stand over here, out of reach.


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Post 133

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Spoilsport.
You're being no fun at all today...smiley - sadface


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Post 134

I'm not really here

I am being loads of fun, but I'm keeping it to myself today.


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Post 135

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

~Trying to make tongue long enough to reach Mina~
Sorry, you were saying?


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Post 136

I'm not really here

~tries not to laugh~


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Post 137

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

~Takes advantage of Mina laughing to lunge suddenly and lick her vigourously all over~


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Post 138

I'm not really here

~goes a bit quiet~


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Post 139

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like

Humour.
It always works on the ladies, like the man said.
~Stops licking Mina vigourously~


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Post 140

I'm not really here

~goes further away~

and you can pack that in for a start!


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