h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi honey, so nice to see you here. :-) Come over to my place to see me whenever you like. http://www.h2g2.com/U94986, there's always something going on there. As I see you have a Wu name you might be interested in this conversation - http://www.h2g2.com/F35977?thread=71512 - but probably not. http://www.h2g2.com/U150979 - Is another good freind of mine, but he doesn't talk much. I think you have a friend who might like him. Anyway, got to get back to my forum about bras now. Have a good look around, and I'll send some friends in to let you know the best places to visit. (Well, the best after my place. ;-)) BTW if you got stuck in horrible Alabaster and want the cool calm of Classice Goo, just change it in your preferences.

I meant Classic Goo.

*Mina press gangs EV into 100 Watt Warlock's forum to say the following*

Hello, welcome to h2g2! I'm one of the Assistant Community Editors, so if you need any advice on anything h2g2 related, feel free to ask!

If you're looking for somewhere to go, you might want to try the welcome page for newcomers - http://www.h2g2.com/Welcome-Newcomers - or the Aces' homepage - http://www.h2g2.com/Aces - which has lots of interesting links. Also, if you click on the h2g2 logo in the top left corner, it will take you back to the front page, which gets updated daily with all the latest goodies.

While you're here, it would be great if you could contribute to the guide - try searching for some topics that interest you, and if there are no current entries on those topics, why not write one? If you're interested, have a look at http://www.h2g2.com/writing-guidelines for an idea of what we're looking for.

Have fun!

Hello from a Guardian Angel!
I'm also Mina's buddy, so we have THAT in common...
Some links for you!
Colonel Sellers Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to h2g2 Clubs: http://www.h2g2.com/A352667
Claim your Keeper title here: http://www.h2g2.com/A441596
Post your birthday here {we love an excuse to Party!}: http://www.h2g2.com/A293195
A cool place to hang out: http://www.h2g2.com/A423695 {Foxy Manor}
Another great page full of info: http://www.h2g2.com/A352667 - The GA's New Users Page
Hope you'll have just as great a time here as we do...by the way, there is also an addiction clinic, you have been warned!

Ev: Don't worry, you'll get used to that about Mina. Press-ganging is what she does best . Thanks for the kind words, though.
I'm already looking at the all the topics that don't have entries and getting itchy fingers...

Great!
I had a Guide Entry accepted yesterday...

Congratulations GB!
BTW, I should point out that I wasn't actually press-ganged into doing anything.
*whispers to Mina* Was that okay?

Oh bless honey. Of course that's ok EV.

And I just noticed that I said welcome to h2h2, so I don't know where my brain was that day. Although anyone that talks to me on ICQ will know I can never get the letters in the right order.

I noticed that, but I was too polite to say.

My life is far too busy to keep going back to check spellings.

You've changed your name again. When did you do that?

This afternoon. I was a bit bored.

oh. I was bored as well. There wasn't much work about. I just read a book about Urban Legends. Then felt depraved as I'd only believed 2 when I was a kid.


oh dear dear dear. I meant deprived.

Easy mistake to make. You mean you don't feel depraved?

That's not exactly what I said.

No. Sorry.

Ask 100 Watt Warlock, he'll tell you if I am depraved.

Depraved AND deprived, but not necessarily in that order.
And I'm not saying deprived of what either, befor you ask

100 Watt Warlock, is Mina depraved?

Blimey, you did say it before I asked.

I'm actually deprived of depravity.