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He-elp!

Post 301

I'm not really here

~fainted type noises~


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Post 302

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*hears vague fainted type noises but can't quite locate them*


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Post 303

I'm not really here

~sags against the ropes, causing the pillar to creak loudly~


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Post 304

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*hears the creak*
They must be over there. *runs towards the noise*


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Post 305

I'm not really here

~creaks again~

(Well, the pillar does.)


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Post 306

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Ah, there you are!
*unties Mina and carries her away from the big nasty spiders*


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Post 307

I'm not really here

Oh thank you, so much!
smiley - smiley How can I ever thank you?


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Post 308

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I'll think of something. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 309

I'm not really here

Thought of anything yet?


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Post 310

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Nothing I can discuss in a public forum. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 311

I'm not really here

smiley - bigeyes

Am I to expect my email program to start steaming?


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Post 312

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*looks innocent*
(You mean it's not already? smiley - bigeyes)


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Post 313

I'm not really here

I'd better go and check it. smiley - smiley


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Post 314

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*continues to look innocent*


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Post 315

I'm not really here

Hmm, slightly smouldering.


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Post 316

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well, it's a start.


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Post 317

I'm not really here

A very good start. smiley - smiley


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Post 318

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Good. smiley - smiley
*checks watch*


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Post 319

I'm not really here

What are you checking the time for?


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Post 320

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You'll find me doing that a lot over the next 4 weeks. smiley - smiley


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