h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

just popping in to say hello from the penis thread

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hello penis thread fellow devotee... damn hot here we are dropping like flys...almost a revolt in work last night for same reason....i don't drink tea but do like a cappuccino once or twice a day...i've even gone off the beloved diet coke as it doesn't quench the thirst...
back to good old cordials with ice cold water...

suppose an ice cold shandy would hit the spot too..

i could murder a nice tall archers n lemonade with loads of ice

i need a double whisky after reading the whats just happened thread...all hell is going down there...whys it got so bad?? i've been following for some weeks and i'm very disheartened by it all...

don't we have enough crap in life in general....sighs

only can help me now...

dont be disheartened!i can see how it all could look to a newbie..but we really arent a nasty bunch!ive been here 3years,know many researchers as rl friends(2legs,fords etc)n ive never seen anyone cause the fuss wolfden has!many of us have tried being helpful n polite with him n got abuse!anyway dont let it put you off us all!

thanks for kind words..i won't let it put me off..i'm having too much fun on the penis thread been a bit concerned the men are letting the girls do all the talk apart from 2 legs.....trying to pry male fantasies out of them...like getting blood out of a stone...except for 2 legs

i guess i am a natural negotiator and peacemaker...don't like to see folks fall out...i always believe there can be a way...but i also admit that i've admitted defeat and some people can't be helped...then i

so what is you do in the real world...and family etc??? folks may think i am sex mad slut...but only with the hubby i can't help it i'm a scorpio...thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it...

2legs is just a little tart..

im not doing much at the mo,have an 8year old boy n sometimes voluteer at a local charity shop but ive been a bit lazy lately.not married or anything but seeing another hootooer

my youngest is also 8 shes our little angel...well not quite..but we adore her....i'm dreading the teens though as they go totally nuts...judging form 2 older daughters..gave me hell...

i blame their father...weak no opinion kind of guy...leave me out of it being his favourite phrase... my 2nd hubby much better will not tolerate any cheek towards me from any of them....

sigh but they do go wild...sons i don't know about...i'm hoping little one won't go off rails as much as older sisters....she does have a dad with a backbone this time...and no meddling ma in law this time either, so her chances look better

how long you been seing hootoo fella?? and will we hear more on the penis thread

josh has the cheek of the devil n a hell of a temper

i have to be careful wmhat i say on the penis thread as ged is subscribed...been seeing him about 4months

yes i've seen his name round abouts...so romances can emerge from the net??? i used to have american penfriends when i was single...no chance of meeting them..as they were in jail.....still it was amusing bit of fun...

iwas quite fond of 1 or 2 of them..but you can't believe a word they say of course...had to give them the boot when i met hubby [hes never been to jail]

anyway hardly the same as you and ged...

josh has a temper...yes i've noticed boys can be like that...summer is quite a placid child...but i'm collecting another girl from her class while afterschool club is out.. and shes a moody little miss...and overly snappy with summer...

thats what girls do sulk and throw moodies...my eldest was pretty bad if i remember right...the closest i got to a boy is my middle girl crystal..she was like the son i never had..very close to me and very tomboyish...she used to beat the boys at football... shes gay now..but not butchy..looks like christina aquilera...must have had too much testosterone in the womb... all so different i love them all..

hello there.. seen a photo of you and ged from galaxy babes collection, you look a lovely couple...he has a nice genuine face, and all this thru hootoo?? thats great.

Hiya sory i mustve missed this ..been a bit slow lately

EEEEk photos! i dont photo well at the best of times let alone when im completely plastered! but yeah all thrugh hootoo! I first met him at last years summer meet but we didnt really talk n i was with someone at the time (also a hootoer!) but we chatted online a bit after.Then in october i ex n i split up n at the last winter meet (jan) i rthought ged being cute n all would do for a random snog! lol so grabbed him for one befre hw left...we turned out to really like each other though so keeping it casual didnt last long st all ! hes just movved back to london (frm 3 years in wales) so i get to see a bit more of him now too.

don't worry i hate photos too, avoid em like the plague....reckon taking it slow is the best way...i was almost a manhater when i met my hubbs[himoutdoors] had had such rotten scummy boyfriends...so i was determined to go slow....still he had moved in at the 3 month stage but that was due to his mother being spiteful..kept locking him out of the house [ jealous of him seeing me][he was 25 yrs]

so i said he could move in if he wanted which he most definitely did so 10 yrs later here we are..married one daughter mortgage etc etc...so is ged a welshie then? as for a random snog...our first kiss we clacked teeth..ouch...but we soon warmed up to it...and joy of joys he was into you know....oral[giving it] what more could a frustrated 31 yr old divorcee want apologies for frankness, you know what i'm like by now from the penis thread...like a home from home..

oh dont worry about frankness! you dont get a lot franker than me. ivew not posted that much in a while cos i was stuckk on remotte while waiting for new tv keyboard! (broke the computer) it came today though

I know all about scummy bfs too had a couple myself ! and no hes not welsh hes from watford...was just there for 3 years whilst at university but hes just graduated n moved back home in the last couple of weeks.

its funny but my daughter a born cardiff girl goes to bristol to do her degree, and ged an english man comes to wales...he wasn't in cardiff was he? we have a huge student population in cardiff..i read somewhere the highest numbers in europe....

have a massive student campus not far from me, luckily i'm just out of earshot, but other neighbours suffer badly.

my computers been playing up lately..dodgy connection or something...
glad you like openness and frankness....i'm pretty much like this in real life, but i know when to be tactful..i'm very open about things but appreciate when some people are very private..i'll always respect that...mind you most of you hootoos are quite open...ahem cough

it prolly says quite a lot about me that 2legs is one of my best friends

nah it wasn't cardiff...was Swansea, i only went over to visit there twice but it seemed ok

i have family from swansea way...did you ever go to the beaches there on the gower coast??? lovely...even in swansea it has the oddly named mumbles beach, and thats not half bad...

originally crystal was going to go to swansea....then decided to go to bristol st matts...crystal in bristol...i ask you!!!

We went to the beach but not as far along as the mumbles...

terrible name the mumbles...but also around that area...well coming home to cardiff we'd go via the stormy downs...what a wonderful name conjours up a really romantic wild ....ermm thing. i wonder if that name still exists..because mum usually drove the a roads...

il have to ask..that does sound a good name though..mkes me think of windy moors